Richard: Wow. The hosts of the Marshall, Richard, and Freddy Show are Marshall, Richard, and Freddy. What a surprise.
Freddy: Wait a minute...why is my name last?
Marshall: Because you joined last
You shall pay for this insult! DIE!
Well...that escalated quickly...
Yeah. Will you please explain to our audience what this show is about before Freddy dies me to death?
Before he dies you to death? What kind of setence is that?
Hey, you're only supposed to have one line at the beginning of the show!
And yet I have two-no three!
Anywho, in our show, we'll have interviews, stand-up comedy, and frequent attempts to kill each other
And a Hunger Games featuring your favorite characters from The 39 Clues, Infinity Ring, Kingdom Keepers, Percy Jackson, Harry Potter, The Kane Chronicles, and of course, the original Hunger Games!
How did you get them to agree to that?
What did you do?
I may have went on a kidnapping spree when you announced the show...
Moving on...our premier episode will be...Meet The Hosts! Marshall...
Hi, I'm Marshall, and I'll be typing in black. I'm the eye of Bast, a son of Zeus, and a follower of Thor. I'm a werecat, and part-time RiverClan warrior--
RiverClan! I forgot Warriors in the reaping!
That's a good thing. Anywho, I'm part Enderman, a Janus, Ravenclaw, and owner of a time-share in District 4. Richard?
Hi, I'm Richard, and I'll be typing in green!
Really? I hadn't noticed that from all your green posts
I'm Marshall's invisible frienemy, and part of Lexa's army. I'm an eye of Horus, son of Posideon, and follower of Frey. I have dual citizenship with the US and Panem. (District 3!!!!!!) I'm an Ekat, and a Ravenclaw.
Okay, you guys have talked waaaaay too long. I'm Freddy, Marshall's invisible enemy. A while back, he tricked me and trapped me in Antarctica, but I not only survived, I became the emperor of the secret empire there. Now I'm back, and plotting world domination with Lexa, in between killing Marshall and co-hosting this show.
You say you're killing me, and yet, somehow I'm still alive.
Shut up. I'm also the eye of Sobek, a son of Hades, a follower of Loki, a Lucian, and Slytherin. I live in Antarctica, but I'm currently staying in a secret stronghold in the United States of America.
And I'm Leroy, the supposed announcer, who is in reality trying to take over the show. I'm a--
Producer: That's all the time we have boys. Time to end the episode
Thank you all for watching, and stay tuned for our next episode when we'll be interviewing...
Good night MB!!!
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