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You get...ARRESTED!
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chesscreative7

aka SurvivingBaseball5

Branch: Ekaterina

You get Ian Kabra's Best Suit
Ian:NO
Me:Bwa Ha Ha Ha Ha
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Now with 50% more absurdity.

And 0% more hashtags.

Visit our threads.

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hungrycat1

aka GoldZephyr2

Branch: Janus

You get oxygen, hydrogen, carbon dioxide and trace amounts of other gases!
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ninjasnapper1

aka ScreamingDragon15

Branch: Ekaterina

You get Gumballs 😊 ..............📺BANG                                               😲OOF
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 PIKASHOOTER :)

______________________________________________________________

 

 

 

The 39 clues

 

 

IS AWESOME!

 

Tell me when to change the color.

Now?

 

Indestructible Ninja

 

 

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steelcyclone12

aka ChallengerBlack2

Branch: Lucian

You get a strand of Amy's hair.
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steelcyclone12 aka ChallengerBlack2

Fire within the heart grows into an inferno

of respect. Do not interupt, for it is water on the flames.

Aizay Cahill


Aizay Cahill

Jim Vesper

Jackson Xamautotrix

 

Every time you see this font, it means its some other person.

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steelcyclone12

aka ChallengerBlack2

Branch: Lucian

You get a strand of Amy's hair.
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steelcyclone12 aka ChallengerBlack2

Fire within the heart grows into an inferno

of respect. Do not interupt, for it is water on the flames.

Aizay Cahill


Aizay Cahill

Jim Vesper

Jackson Xamautotrix

 

Every time you see this font, it means its some other person.

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llamadolphin16

aka AmethystDolphin285

Branch: Ekaterina

You get nothing.

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You get nothing.

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You get nothing.

Insert coin.

You get three coins.

YAY!!

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I'm Amy. Hi. :)

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athenapegasus140

aka CapitalViolet1

Branch: Janus

Everyone gets a pink fluffy unicorn dancing on a rainbow


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athenapegasus140 aka CapitalViolet1

 

YOU ONLY BELIEVE WHAT YOU CAN SEE

YOU   YOU  YOU

ONLY  OBVIOUSLY  OBVIOUSLY

LIVE  LOVE  LOVE

O  ONCE  OWLS  OREOS


Taco cat spelled backwards is taco cat

FOREVER YOUNG

Whovian

Invisible ink: I'm addicted

Book crazed

Northwestern

GIRL

Awesomely awesome

Crazy

Rebel, and proud of it

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hungrycat1

aka GoldZephyr2

Branch: Janus

You get Thor! 
*Insert coin* Please be Iron Man please be Iron Man please be Iron Man
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You get a clue

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mysterygame38

aka TrickeryAgent4

Branch: Lucian

>You get a chance to go to heaven for one day!
  
>Insert Coin 
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Hey there, I'm Steve. No, I'm kidding. But really. Minecraft is awesome. 

Anyway, I love joining RPs of awesome stuff like HG (Hunger Games) and awesome 

survival stories. Call me Aaa.

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You get a television that eats your soul.

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cleverdragon72

aka VolleyballAthletic3

Branch: Ekaterina

you get a komodo dragon with Stan Lee's autograph
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Cahill Ninja by day and sleeping at night.

Whovian

 

~THEBIONICNINJA

 

 

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mischievousloki7

aka SapphireLightning107

Branch: Lucian

I get Loki's scepter.
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I become Dictator of Earth.

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You all die.

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(Just kidding!  Or am I?)
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"Are you ever not going to fall for that?"  -Loki, The Avengers 

"You amuse me.  I will make you mine."  -Eska, The Legend of Korra

"You can't marry a man you just met."  -Elsa, Frozen

 

 

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hungrycat1

aka GoldZephyr2

Branch: Janus

You get...Enderman!

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ghostbrigadier1

aka InvestigateCorporal1

Branch: Lucian


Oh hopefully ill get something good
MAchine:go get to die
me:AHHHHHHHHHHH *all a sudden a sign falls on me
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 GO TO 91256

Zeke  IMABOSS, PROUD TOMAS

PROUD REPUBLICAN

 

COOLsyrup it maynot be AWESOMEsauce  but at least its cool

 


Zeke 

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hungrycat1

aka GoldZephyr2

Branch: Janus

You get...one half of a penny.

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I get...Thor's hammer
Dang it! I wanted an Iron Man suit
*Blasts the machine with lightning* Oops. I broke it

*Tosses a coin on the pile of rubble* 
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REBOOT COIN ACCEPTED. RECONFIGURING..............................................................
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...........................................................INSERT COIN. 
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hungrycat1

aka GoldZephyr2

Branch: Janus

You get...a new machine!

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penguinpurple138

aka PenguinPurple50

Branch: Janus


You get a Creeper in da face and it blows up
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It's all about the ships

Magical rainboweverywhere!!!

INFJ

Trying not to turn everything into a sapphic angst fest

 

 

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agentpizza12

aka PenguinOrange2

Branch: Janus

@AquaRobin11: You get Jonah's pants.
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Josh!

I AM THE LORD OF ALL MEMES!!! BOW DOWN BEFORE ME!!!

#getrekt  #2mlg4u  #thisisgettingold

^See that Comic Sans? I used it ironically. ONLY IRONICALLY.

"I'm not a psychopath, Anderson, I'm a high-functioning sociopath."--Sherlock Holmes

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agentpizza12

aka PenguinOrange2

Branch: Janus

@SB5: I read J.R.R. Tolkien's "The Hobbit or There and Back Again", and the answer to your half-brained riddle is...




































Wait for it...








































Wait for it...






























DARKNESS!!! No gas bombs for this guy! Unless I eat Mexican...Pfftchtfffffffccch...LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! 
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Josh!

I AM THE LORD OF ALL MEMES!!! BOW DOWN BEFORE ME!!!

#getrekt  #2mlg4u  #thisisgettingold

^See that Comic Sans? I used it ironically. ONLY IRONICALLY.

"I'm not a psychopath, Anderson, I'm a high-functioning sociopath."--Sherlock Holmes

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hungrycat1

aka GoldZephyr2

Branch: Janus

You get... to be in the Hunger Games with Mitch and Jerome!

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crazyllama23

aka BookBlack10

Branch: Janus

You get the full Unstoppable series

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Priyanka

A friend to everyone :)

Claire,Tessa and Justin will never be forgotten.

#StayStrong

#RememberMimi

 

The cries from the strangers out at night

They don't keep us up at night

We have the curtains drawn and closed

 

-Imagine Dragons

 

 

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frostsparrow15

aka CovertAgent183

Branch: Janus

You get an Iron Man suit! With a special mind control device implanted in it by the U.S. military that activates as soon as you don the suit.

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FROSTSPARROW15 aka COVERTAGENT183

 

 

Lord of the Trophies

GATEWALKERS

Tact is Everything

THE HUNTED

Ozzomesauce

 


~Oz~

 

"Truly, songs and tales fall utterly short of your stupidness. Err,"

"MY PARDON?"

"Stupendousness! I meant stupendousness, O Smaug the inexpressibly wonderful!"

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steelcyclone12

aka ChallengerBlack2

Branch: Lucian

You get Book 3 of Cahills vs. Vespers.
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Fire within the heart grows into an inferno

of respect. Do not interupt, for it is water on the flames.

Aizay Cahill


Aizay Cahill

Jim Vesper

Jackson Xamautotrix

 

Every time you see this font, it means its some other person.

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hungrycat1

aka GoldZephyr2

Branch: Janus

DANG IT!!! Give me the suit, BookBlack. Please. I'll give you a...*insert coin* A gumball! I'll give you a gumball!
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spyunicorn1

aka FieryLucian3

Branch: Lucian

You get another coin
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ChuCahill & MBer siπce '12

professional craftinator.

#NeverAgain | #SayNoToRacism | #MeToo

"In 2022, who was best man at Dan and Phil's wedding?"

"A terrifying hybrid of of Chris and PJ."

"Correct!"

#It's A Chain Reaction of Compassion

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crazyllama23

aka BookBlack10

Branch: Janus

A gumball? Seriously Marshall.I won't give exchange them for a gumball,gimme something better.
PS-My name is Priyanka  
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Priyanka

A friend to everyone :)

Claire,Tessa and Justin will never be forgotten.

#StayStrong

#RememberMimi

 

The cries from the strangers out at night

They don't keep us up at night

We have the curtains drawn and closed

 

-Imagine Dragons

 

 

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epictroll9

aka BreakingAggressive124

Branch: Ekaterina

The riddle's answer is time. You get a diamond sword.
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epictroll9 aka BreakingAggressive124

 

 Pi=3.14. Pie=Yummy!!

Descended from Brian Boru!!

Ekat High Leader!!! :D

Spasky Rebel

Ben Spasky

The preciousss..

 

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hungrycat1

aka GoldZephyr2

Branch: Janus

Okay, fie *Inserts coin*. *Lights starts flashing and a siren sounds* Yay! I don't need your suit! I got the Mark 40, the Mark 36, and the Mark 38!
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redpuppy47

aka RedPuppy47

Branch: Lucian

You get the One Ring.
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PS.
Dear Mr. Sauron,
I am sorry to inform you that I have recently received your stolen ring. I saw your note in the Mordor Times and wrote to you immediately. Unfortunately, since then, the Ring was stolen by a hobbit, named Bilbo Baggins. I believe he comes from a place they call 'The Shire'. I have alerted the Middle-Earth Police Force and they will contact you if/when they find it. I have heard that Mr. Baggins was last seen in Rivendell, and whether he still has the Ring is unknown.

I suggest you keep an - uhh - eye out. 

Sincerely,
Gollum 
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LEGEND

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stormfire17

aka EmeraldCobra502

Branch: Lucian

You get Gollum's award.
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| singing i am your worst, i am your worst nightmare |

                                             sapphire.

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aka EmeraldCaptain12

Branch: Lucian


You get a random person off the street.

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NAOMI

 

Proud CHRISTIAN 

 

why can't life be like the movies

 

I'M GONE FOREVER...(or am I?) 

 

 

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agentpizza12

aka PenguinOrange2

Branch: Janus

O I inserts it
Vesper One gets puked on by a dragon. 
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Josh!

I AM THE LORD OF ALL MEMES!!! BOW DOWN BEFORE ME!!!

#getrekt  #2mlg4u  #thisisgettingold

^See that Comic Sans? I used it ironically. ONLY IRONICALLY.

"I'm not a psychopath, Anderson, I'm a high-functioning sociopath."--Sherlock Holmes

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chesscreative7

aka SurvivingBaseball5

Branch: Ekaterina

You get tickets to Iron Man III.
Gasp 
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emeraldanubis36

aka DeviousLord8

Branch: Ekaterina

You get your coin stolen.
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Not every duckling becomes a swan

It's always darkest before the dawn

Even birds can't always take flight

Not every dog's bark is worse than it's bite

Yet to cast a shadow there must be light


Safeguards Co-Leader

How to get tons of stars at /94579

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aka BlueIvy34

Branch: Ekaterina


You get a giraffe.
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 - Astra   
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RAVENCLAW

'Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure.' - Rowena Ravenclaw

Bookworm

Proud Ginger

Sheerio

QUEEN OF HARRY POTTER!

I'm not weird... I'm Different

100% Potterhead

~ Astra Weasley

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steelcyclone12

aka ChallengerBlack2

Branch: Lucian

You get a CP membership!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTS!
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BOOOOOM!!!
please insert disc re-assemble-insert-coin machine.exe
'inserts disc'
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Fire within the heart grows into an inferno

of respect. Do not interupt, for it is water on the flames.

Aizay Cahill


Aizay Cahill

Jim Vesper

Jackson Xamautotrix

 

Every time you see this font, it means its some other person.

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spyunicorn1

aka FieryLucian3

Branch: Lucian

You get an Insert Coin machine that exploded when you touched it for the fisrt time 
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professional craftinator.

#NeverAgain | #SayNoToRacism | #MeToo

"In 2022, who was best man at Dan and Phil's wedding?"

"A terrifying hybrid of of Chris and PJ."

"Correct!"

#It's A Chain Reaction of Compassion

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