PS. Dear Mr. Sauron, I am sorry to inform you that I have recently received your stolen ring. I saw your note in the Mordor Times and wrote to you immediately. Unfortunately, since then, the Ring was stolen by a hobbit, named Bilbo Baggins. I believe he comes from a place they call 'The Shire'. I have alerted the Middle-Earth Police Force and they will contact you if/when they find it. I have heard that Mr. Baggins was last seen in Rivendell, and whether he still has the Ring is unknown.