(takes a 1-6 di)
Me: If I get 1-6, I'll procrastinate. If I get 7-12, I'll do my homework!
(gets a seven)
Me: Wha-How is that even possible?
Di: How is anything possible, my friend?
Me: SWEET MOTHER OF TACOS IT TALKS
Di: *turns into demon*
Me: *holding cross* THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU
Di: *turns into dust*
Older sister: Why are you screaming at a di
Me: Uhhhh...... no reason
*Late at night*
Di: *hissing* you never did your homework.....
Me: *wakes at 1 am* SWEET MOTHER OF TACOS....oh...it was just a dream....
Me: GOSH DARNIT MY HOMEWORK!
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