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Branch: Ekaterina

Me: Jack? Ready?

 

yes, yes. FIRST STEP.

 

Wait! Tell everyone what we’re cooking today.

 

-eye roll- scrambled eggs.

 

Okay. Scrambled eggs. ready now.

 

First you crack the egg liiiiiike this. -smashes egg on counter and opens it into bowl-

 

...there’s an eggshell in the—

 

shhh!! I’m a professional. Leave it to me.

 

Oookay...

 

next we mix them up. -scrambles them with a fork- and put them in the pan. -pours into pan-

 

Excuse me, but I think you forgot the butter...

 

I did not forget! that comes next.

 

Its supposed to to go in before the eggs...

 

-drops half stick of butter into pan-

 

woahhh okay—

 

ChrisTEEnah. Who is the professional.

 

um, you are, Jack.

 

Eggsactly! Get it? Eggs—

 

i get it. -sigh- what do we do next?

 

turn on the stove.

 

Weren’t we supposed to heat the pan—

 

WHO IS THE PROFESSIONAL

 

alright. Good idea.

 

-one eternity later-

 

alright the eggs have beganed to cook.

 

beganed??

 

Yes. -glare- now mix them around while they cook.

 

how do we know when they are done? Tell the people...

 

when they are solid and not slimy. -proud grin-

 

Alright. Well, I think that concludes this tutorial.

 

WAIT!!! Not yet

 

Huh?

 

One more thing. -picks up eggshells- -crunches them- and just sprinkle liiiightly.... -dumps them all in- perfect!

 

...Great. Perfect. Are we done now?

 

we have to eat them! Don’t leave yet!

 

I... am not very hungry, actually. I ate before I came.

 

I told you not to!

 

i know, I know. I... forgot. -runs out of kitchen-

 

COME BAAAAACK.

 

 

Okay, so I have no idea why this came into my head?? o_o but yeah.

anyone want scrambled eggs?

 

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