Me: Jack? Ready?
yes, yes. FIRST STEP.
Wait! Tell everyone what we’re cooking today.
-eye roll- scrambled eggs.
Okay. Scrambled eggs. ready now.
First you crack the egg liiiiiike this. -smashes egg on counter and opens it into bowl-
...there’s an eggshell in the—
shhh!! I’m a professional. Leave it to me.
next we mix them up. -scrambles them with a fork- and put them in the pan. -pours into pan-
Excuse me, but I think you forgot the butter...
I did not forget! that comes next.
Its supposed to to go in before the eggs...
-drops half stick of butter into pan-
ChrisTEEnah. Who is the professional.
um, you are, Jack.
Eggsactly! Get it? Eggs—
i get it. -sigh- what do we do next?
turn on the stove.
Weren’t we supposed to heat the pan—
WHO IS THE PROFESSIONAL
alright. Good idea.
-one eternity later-
alright the eggs have beganed to cook.
Yes. -glare- now mix them around while they cook.
how do we know when they are done? Tell the people...
when they are solid and not slimy. -proud grin-
Alright. Well, I think that concludes this tutorial.
WAIT!!! Not yet
One more thing. -picks up eggshells- -crunches them- and just sprinkle liiiightly.... -dumps them all in- perfect!
...Great. Perfect. Are we done now?
we have to eat them! Don’t leave yet!
I... am not very hungry, actually. I ate before I came.
I told you not to!
i know, I know. I... forgot. -runs out of kitchen-
Okay, so I have no idea why this came into my head?? o_o but yeah.
anyone want scrambled eggs?
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