Keyword: Attempt. First, I crack an egg. I splattered it all over me. The rest didn't splatter, but I'm not guaranteeing that this cake is shell-free. Then I spilled some oil on the counter. I put too much sygar in the measuring cup, so I tried to spill it back into the bag, which I admit was pretty stupid of me. But I actually didn't spill much. When I saw that I would have to use vanilla sugar, I panicked. Last time I tried this, the entire container spilled on the foor. This time it was okay, though. Then I mixed it with arm muscles well toned from brushing my hair every morning. (My mom wouldn't let me use the mixer because she knew I wouldn't wash it afterwards.) As I'm typing this, I realize that I should check on it uh-oh... okay phew it's good. There were 4 minutes left. It is so gooey and yummy! I covered it before my mom saw because she would say it's underbaked, but DUH it's underbaked because fully baked brownies are GROSS!!!
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