Just a message to you all. Don't discriminate against us early lunch eaters. I mean, there are literally no other options. When do you expect me to eat lunch? During lunchtime? That's RIDICULOUS! I'm not waiting until ONE TWENTY to have a meager HALF HOUR to eat my chocolate spread sandwich! (Just forget about the fact that eating between periods gives me only two minutes...) Besides, I have to eat my dipsy doodles at lunch! So it's just OUTRAGEOUS to expect me to eat lunch at the "proper" time. I mean all you people want me to be all proper and all, I don't do that. I will eat my lunch when I want to eat my lunch. And nobody's changing that! What I'm trying to say here is, societal norms are not normal at all, are you with me? Sorry for the rant, this is just something I feel very strongly about...
P.S. (postscript) I think I just found my writing style.
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