Come on in, come on in all who dislike Jake! We serve drinks and refreshments! We have music and dance and a good time! Best of all, there’s absolutely NO Jake Rosenbloom allowed! Now is the time to celebrate! Bring a friend or bring an enemy or come single! It’s time to party!
*Confetti proceeds to rain down from nowhere in a multicolored lighted room with music and balloons*
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