I listen to my radio outside a bank. Waiting. waiting for someone to break in so we can arrest them. so boring. I hear static and Dad's voice.
I roll my eyes and say, "Reporting. still waiting for anything to happen."
Ana is on my team tonight. I just need someone to break in so I can stop them. I'm worried. I'm with a girl that's shy, can't control her power that well, but she is creative, even though she's shy. I've only just met her, and we are stopping a bank heist together. I hear the alarm go off.
"That's the signal, Ana!"
I drop down into the bank from the ceiling with Ana following me.
I yell, "Put your hands where I can see them!"
I hear a girl voice say, "So... outside?"
I almost laugh. That sarcasm is HILARIOUS!
I just sigh, "Surrender, and we'll go easy on you."
Some other girl voice says, "Who's we? I only see one person that isn't us."
I know that Ana has gone invisible if they can't see her. I smile, "Well, I could've sworn I had someone with me."
I then feel a strong wind blow me away. Literally.
"Yowza! That hurt!"
Someone laughs, "That's the point!"
I ask, "Alright, How many of you are there?"
a voice from before says, "None of your business!"
I yell, "batlhlIj qorDu' vIqem!"
Someone asks, "What?"
I repeat, "batlhlIj qorDu' vIqem!"
Someone asks, "Is she speaking an alien language."
I laugh, "Yes! I am!"
I listen for Ana, then I see her behind one of the figures.
I smirk, "If you come quietly, You'll only be arrested for a short while."
some kid throws some electricity towards me. I put up my hands and water comes up. Ana drops down and hits someone, then her powers start going wierd.
I yell, "I will bring honour to my family!"
Some dirt hits me and I get water all around me to protect me. someone shoots somethin at me and I make my water a spin really fast so that I don't get hit and the thingy get's swept away. suddenly the floor starts shaking. I make the water pick me up off the floor. I see Ana fall over. I make my water pick her up. I get really angry.
I yell, "That is it!"
I then feel someone hit me and I touch where they hit me, making sure they didn't put anything on me.
I then think, "Of course!"
I see someone and make sure it's not Ana, then I run to a guy and flip over and hit him on his back while putting a tracking device on his pants.
I say, "Your strong."
A girl says "Thanks! You are awful."
I smirk, "I don't wake up every morning to please you!"
She also says, "Your mother is ugly."
I lie, "My Mother is an alien! Of course she's gonna be ugly!"
I hear snickering from the bad guys.
I then say, "I will be able to say I've come fresh from the fight once this is done."
We start a sass off while fighting.
"Your costume is ugly!"
"Of course it is! It's from a clapping brigade!"
"What is that? Oh, it's your head. I almost didn't see it."
"Still bigger than yours!"
"You are on the internet instead of looking at real life!"
"What's the internet? I'm so busy with real life I don't look at the internet. Can't say the same for you, you actually need to eat makeup to look pretty on the inside!"
"You're a mime!"
"I need to stretch! This sass sure is catchy, don't deny it, Vinyl Scratch!"
"Oh, that's right, bad guys don't watch the good TV shows!"
"You have Saterday Night Dance Fever!"
"Thanks for saying I dance great!"
"Someone put this on YouTube!"
"DISREGARD PHYSICS AND YOUR EARS!" That one was because I made my water lift me and I grabbed a megaphone.
"I am hot, You are not!"
"I modeled for those preteen magazines!"
"You use way too many Disco moves!"
"But Disco moves are popular, and I am running out of different choreography!"
"You dance like a cat!"
"You clap like a sea lion!"
"You wear too much makeup!"
"But I'm a water fairy! we are in water all the time so we don't have makeup!"
"Didn't we just do this?"
"You have the reflexes of a snail!"
"You have the reflexes of a panther."
Everyone get's confused and someone asks, "Is that an insult? I thought panthers were fast."
I smirk, "Maybe compared to you!"
I then get punched. "Okay, Sass off is over. Let's dance."
We fight more and I keep saying random stuff to confuse her.
I yell before I throw a punch, "I like boots!"
She was confused but I kept throwing punches. I ducked a few times and I got electrocuted by someone. I fall and black out.
I shake my head and joke, "Five more minutes."
I then get kicked.
"OW! What was that for? I was only joking!"
Ana sighs, "We lost. The fight and the kids."
I smirk, "That's what I want them to think. I put a tracker on one of them."
Ana stares at me for a while. I tell her, "I played a part, and I succeeded."
We just shrug and part ways. I listen to dad and tell him, "They got away, but I put a tracker on one of them."
Dad says over the radio, "Listen, Amber. There's something I have to tell you."
I ask, "You ate mum's Mars bar?"
He asks, "What? No... alright, yes. don't tell her."
I smirk, "It'll cost ya. but what is it?"
He answers, "Your mum and I have decided that you have to go to Super School."
I ask, "Wh- What?!"
This better than my other one?