Welcome to the grand pool! The changing rooms are on either side of the check in booth. You then walk out to a moist tub with strangers sparkling summertime oasis. There are pool chairs and snack bar to your left and strait ahead are the diving board and slides. To the right there are a few picnic tables with umbrellas.
There is to be no running or roughhousing near the pool. No bullying and those who can't swim must have floatys.
Admission is three gold coins per person. An all season pass is twenty gold coins per person, but it lasts the whole season!
Gang members are welcome!
NOTICE: I need to employ 2 more part time lifeguards! I am one of them. We have red one pieces for female lifeguards and red trunks for males. You each get a whistle. You must use you power for its intended purpose. We sit on those awesome chair things so you need to know how to dive off them. Let me know if you want the job!
Have an awesome time at the new pool!
*bouncing up and down with excitement on top of a white lifeguard chair thing*
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