I came down here ages ago. I got lost. I found this lab and it's even got a hammock!
*Points to hammock*
Isn't that weird? I developed a form of echolocation after I got lost. It's more possible than you think. I found you with my echolocation and hid in this lab where I've been staying for, like, Ever! what kind of social networks are there?
*people stare at me blankly*
You know what, we can discuss this when we see the light of day again. If we make it out. did you happen to draw a map out of here? if you didn't, that's okay, I'll just try to find it with my echolocation again, and if you see those zombies, try to laugh at them. it worked for me! reason? When I was a little Kiddy and the sun was going down,
*anyone:* Tell me she's not-
*Me:* The darknes and the shadows, they would always make me frown!
I'd hide under my pillow,
from what I thought I saw,
but my daddy said that wasn't the way
to deal with fears at all!
*Someone else:* Then what is?
*me:* He said, "Bambi! you gotta stand up tall!
Learn to face your fears!
You'll see that they can't hurt you!
Just laugh and make them dissapear!"
*Zombie comes up behind everyone*
Ha ha ha!
Giggle at the ghostlys,
Gawffaw at the grosslys,
Crack up at the creepys,
Whoop it up with the weepys,
Chortle at the Coockys,
Snortle at the Spookies!
And-tell-that-big-dumb-scary-face-to-take-a-hike-and-leave-you-alone-and-if-he-thinks-he-can-scare-you-then-he's-got-another-thing-coming-cause-the-very-idea-of-such-a-thing-just-makes-you-wanna hahahahahahaha, heh,
I love doing that!