Episode 10: Interviewing Ticci Toby.
Me: Please welcome Ticci Toby to the show, everyone! *I smile as I glance at the audience*.
Audience: Yay! *They all clap as Ticci Toby enters the room*.
Ticci Toby: Hello people! *He smiles an insane smile as he enters the room*.
Me: Thank you for coming to the show Ticci Toby! *I smile at him nervously as I glance at him*.
Ticci Toby: Well it's not like I have anything else to do so here I am. *He glares at me*.
Me: Let's move onto the questions. *I glance at him nervously*.
Ticci Toby: Yes, I agree, let's move onto the questions. *He smiles insanely at me*.
Me: So first question do you have any family members? *I smile at him nervously*.
Ticci Toby: Yes, I have a mother, father, and a little sister. *He smiles at me*.
Me: Interesting, are you ready for the next question Ticci Toby? *I glance at him nervously*.
Ticci Toby: Yes, I'm ready, on with the questions! *He smiles a crazy smile at me*.
Me: So people say that you have a connection with Slender Man, is this true?
Ticci Toby: It could be true or it could not be true, but you will never know. *He smiles creepily at me*.
Me: Next question how old are you? *I glance at him nervously*.
Ticci Toby: I'm in my twenties, and that's all that I'm telling you about that. *He glares at me*.
Me: So Ticci Toby what's your real name, and why do people call you Ticci Toby? *I say this into a microphone, and I hand the microphone over to him so that he can answer the question*.
Ticci Toby: My real name is Tobias, and people call me Ticci Toby because they only have a certain amount of time to live before I approach them. *He says this into the microphone and he hands it back to me*.
Me: I see, so tell me, Ticci Toby, what exactly causes you to become what you are now? *I ask this nervously into the microphone and I hand it back to him*.
Ticci Toby: Well, you see I have many mental disorders, and that along with the constant teasing that kids are giving me is what causes me to become the person that I am today. *He says this into the microphone and he hands it back to me*.
Me: I see, and what kind of mental disorders do you have? *I hold the microphone up to him as I ask him this*.
Ticci Toby: Let's see I have schizophrenia, delusions, bizarre behavior, disorganized speech, and C.I.P.A, which stands for Congenital Insensitivity to Pain with Anhidrosis, just to name a few. *He says this into the microphone as he glances at me*.
Me: I see, and can you tell us any interesting facts about you? *I ask him curiously as I say this into the microphone*.
Ticci Toby: Yes, you see I happen to be one of the most popular Creepypasta characters, along with Slender Man, Jeff the killer, and Smile Dog. *He smiles insanely as he glances at me*.
Me: I see, and do you happen to have a catchphrase? *I smile nervously as I glance at him*.
Ticci Toby: Of course, I have a catchphrase, it's OOOOOOO PIZZA NAZAMARIA DING DING DONG DONG EHEHEHEHHEE *He laughs insanely as he glances at me*.
Me: I have no idea what that means, and I should probably be glad that I don't, so are you in any relationships? *I ask nervously as I glance at him*.
Ticci Toby: I'm friends with Herobrine he's a Creepypasta character from Minecraft I think, and my girlfriend is Clockwork she's another Creepypasta character. *He smiles as he thinks about Clockwork*.
Me: I see, and what about the other Creepypasta characters, do you get along with them? *I ask curiously as I glance at him*.
Ticci Toby: Well, you see the other Creepypasta characters often call me names, but Sally looks up to me as a big brother. *He smiles as he glances at me*.
Me: I see, and does the universe that you and the other Creepypasta characters live in, have a name?
Ticci Toby: Of course, it has a name, and its name is the Creepypasta dimension.
Me: I see, and another question how do you and the other Creepypasta characters eat, I mean you all have to eat something right? *I look nervous as I glance at him*.
Ticci Toby: Well, I mostly eat human food since I am human, Slender Man I think eats souls, Jeff also eats normal human food, Smile Dog eats whatever is left of the meals, and the others pretty much just eat anything else that's available in this world.
Me: I see how do you feel about the other Creepypasta characters, and what are your opinions on them?
Ticci Toby: Well, Slender Man is like a father to me, Jeff and I get along pretty well, Smile Dog I don't really get what's so scary about him, Herobrine I think should have been an original content, and I don't really care about the others.
Me: I see do you pull any pranks on any of the Creepypasta characters?
Ticci Toby: Yes, but my favorite Creepypasta character to prank is Masky.
Me: I see, and how does it feel being a Creepypasta character?
Ticci Toby: It's decent I guess, I don't really care. *He shrugs as he glances at me*.
Me: I see, and do you have any hobbies?
Ticci Toby: I like to play the violin.
Me: Do you like to play any games?
Ticci Toby: I like to play cards against humanity.
Me: So people say you have a mouth guard, is that true?
Ticci Toby: Maybe, maybe not, you will never know!
Me: Do you read any books?
Ticci Toby: Yes, I do.
Me: What's your favorite book?
Ticci Toby: The color purple.
Me: Interesting we're out of time, anything to say before you go?
Ticci Toby: I'm watching you! *He leaves*.
Me: Next time on the Ekat Show, we will interview, Lost Alice!
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