*pops up dressed in a victorian style dress*
What just happened? Why am I Morgan? Who is Morgan?
*reads other posts*
Oh ho ho! You challenge me, do you mortal? I am afraid you do not know who you are dealing with.
You see, I am Krista the Key, Eye of Isis, daughter of Hades, favored one of Mars. I control the Realm of Doors and Keeper of the Keys to the Realms Beyond. No lock may withstand me, no door hold against me. No secrets shall stay hidden from me for long. I possess the Medusa Shield, the sight of which has toppled mountains, and wield the sword of Day and Night. I have climbed to the highest peaks and the deepest trenches. I have seen the light of the sun in the dead of night and ventured across the plains of the moon. And to top all that, my Chocolate Chip Brownies are to die for.
*holds out cookies*