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hi, 

if you write in this chat, you must like jokes. tell me your jokes, and share them with others!

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I'm an Ekat and a proud Christian.

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moonlightsunrise37

Branch: Ekaterina

(This is really lame)

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Boo

Boo who?

Why are you crying it's just a joke

.......................................

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Cash

Cash who?

Don't get all nutty it's just a joke

......................................

(this is a riddle)

Bob's father had eight sons, their names where, ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, what was the eight child's name????

 

Bob

 

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The butterfly’s end

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the caterpillar’s beginning 

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umm, 8? and good jokes! i have one!

 

why was 7 afraid of 9?

 because 7,8,9!

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Branch: Ekaterina

Nope (drag on the riddle)

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The butterfly’s end

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@Cara I don't Know what

 

I really like jokes

 

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ok, if you really like jokes, stick around and see some!

what do you get if you cross a crocodile and a cow?

 

I don't know, but whatever you do, don't milk it!

 

Why couldn't Pizza hut stand up?

Because it had to many waiters inside!

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Branch: Lucian

a man walks into a bar.

 

'ow,' he says.

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ChuCahill & MBer siπce '12

professional craftinator.

#NeverAgain | #SayNoToRacism | #MeToo

"In 2022, who was best man at Dan and Phil's wedding?"

"A terrifying hybrid of of Chris and PJ."

"Correct!"

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aka DetectiveClub11

Branch: Lucian

A group of Romans walk into a diner. One of them raises two fingers and says,

 

"Five Caesars Salads please."

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Is me.

 

Javi.

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aka WrestlingReading2

Branch: Lucian

The President's so old!

 

How old is he?

 

He's so old he's first pest was a dinosaur!

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aka WrestlingReading2

 (30) Nickname: Rad - 8818

 

i might not be on very much, I am not working on a book titled Nina Down Under

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Branch: Lucian

The President's so old!

 

How old is he?

 

He's so old he's first pet was a dinosaur!

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aka WrestlingReading2

 (30) Nickname: Rad - 8818

 

i might not be on very much, I am not working on a book titled Nina Down Under

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LOLOL i especially like the one about the bar! That was so creative!

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Oh, and i have NO CLUE!! (ha, hidden joke!) what the number joke is.

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Branch: Ekaterina

THE ANSWER TO THE RIDDLE IS BOB. 

 

Also:

 

Knock, knock. 

Come in. 

 

That joke gets the BEST reaction... XD 

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mickey. 

 

no more band-aids on my heartaches.

no more smoke when i burn my pancakes. 

no more drowning in my sorrow. 

with my chin held up there's always better luck

tomorrow. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Branch: Ekaterina

I do like jokes, so here is a joke, not rlly, but maybe itll make you laugh

 

You walk into a class

The teacher says "what are you doing here?"

And you say " I dont know "

"I dont even know"

 

And thats when you realize that you dont know anything

And thats why your still in school

 

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I am a person...surprisingly

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This is hard... whenever someone says jokes, I start thinking riddles and puns. Okay, I've got one.

 

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it was holding up a pair of pants.

 

...Behold the cringeiness

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I am Zoey

I'm a Janus

I'm a Madrigal

I'm a daughter of Athena

I'm a hunter of Artemis

I'm a member of Erudite as well as divergent

I have a penguin spirit animal

I'm a hystorian

I'm Atlantian

I'm a zebra

 

 

I'M A BOOK LOVER!!!!

-KindHydra1 (39 Clues Mber)

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Branch: Ekaterina

Um, okay, I don't know how many of you have heard this one but....

 

 

_________

 

Teacher: Why are you late to school?

 

Student: A man lost his hundred-dollar bill.

 

Teacher: *nods appreciatively* So were you helping him find it?

 

Student: No, I was standing on it!

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God created people to be loved, and things to be used.

The reason why this world is in chaos,

Is because things are being loved, And people are being used.

 

 

Don't give up on your dreams. Keep Sleeping.

 

The name's Maria.

#RebelHeart

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What do wookies eat for desert?

Wookie cookies but I'm warning you the might be a bit chewie

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THANKS GUYS! these were hilarious telling to others!

 

how did ian and amy fail in the clue chase?

 

they didn't CLUE in!

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Branch: Ekaterina

I have one.......

 

Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?”
Stephen: “Seven.”
Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”
Stephen: “Seven.”
Teacher: “Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?”
Stephen: “Six.”
Teacher: “Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”
Stephen: “Seven!”
Teacher: “Stephen, where in the world do you get seven from?!”
Stephen: “Because I've already got a cat!”

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Christian

Homeschooled

 

6 Ethics of Life 

Before you pray - Believe

Before you speak - Listen

Before you spend - Earn

Before you write - Think

Before you quit - Try &

Before you die - Live

 

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Branch: Ekaterina

RIP boiled water...

 

You will be mist. 

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klary 

no bullying pls

mber since 2013

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I have a joke, it's pretty long though.

A boys teacher says for him to go home and ask the members of his family the first 5 letters of the alphabet. The boy goes home and he asks his mom, while she's on the phone this, "What's the first letter of the alphabet?" his mom answered, "Be quiet, I'm on the phone!" The boy goes to his dad who is watching football and asked this, "What's the second letter of the alphabet?" his dad answered, "54! 54!" The boy went to his sister who was playing barbies and asked this, "What's the third letter of the alphabet?" his sister answered, "Let's go!" The boy went to his brother who was watching batman and asked this, "What's the fourth letter of the alphabet?" his brother answered, "Dananananananana Batman!" The boy went to his grandpa who was making hamburgers and asked this, "What's the fifth letter of the alphabet?" his grandpa answered, "My buns are on fire!"

 

The next day the boy went to his teacher and she asked, "What's the first 5 letters of the alphabet?" and the boy answered, "Be quiet, I'm on the phone!" Then the teacher asked, "How old do you think I am?" the boy answered, "54! 54!" Then the teacher said, "I'm taking you to the principal's office!" the boy said, "Let's go!"

 

In the principal's office the principal asked, "What's your name?" the boy answered, "Dananananananana Batman!" Then the principal spanked the boy and the boy said, "My buns are on fire!"

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I love:

Harry Potter

Percy Jackson

The Hunger Games

Dan and Phil

Anime

and much, much more!

"I am weird, but aren't we all?" - Unknown

 

 

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@Sapphire I heard that a bit differently

 

Freddy went to kindergarten, his homework was to learn the first three letters of the alphabet. 

He went home and asked his sister who was on the phone. She said "Shhh im on the phone."

Then he went to his brother and asked him what the second letter is. 

He said "Nanananananananana batman batman."

He went to his mom who was playing Candy Crush, 

She said "yes, yes."

He went go his dad who was watching football,

"49ers 49ers."

His grandpa was taking out the garage and he asked him.

"In the garage, in th r garbage."

 

At school "Freddy what's the first letter if the alphabet?"

"Shhhh I'm on the phone." 

"How dare you, who do you think you are?"

"Nanananananannana bat man, batman."

"Do you wad to go to the principals office?"

"Yes, yes."

 

Principals office

"How many spankins do you want?"

"49ers 49ers."

"I'm calling your parents, where do you live?"

"In the garbage in the garbage." 

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I like that way too but I didn't hear it that way. Thanks for telling me a new version of it though.

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I love:

Harry Potter

Percy Jackson

The Hunger Games

Dan and Phil

Anime

and much, much more!

"I am weird, but aren't we all?" - Unknown

 

 

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Another joke,

What is the scariest insect?

A zombee!

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I love:

Harry Potter

Percy Jackson

The Hunger Games

Dan and Phil

Anime

and much, much more!

"I am weird, but aren't we all?" - Unknown

 

 

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I heard a similair joke

 


A boys teacher says for him to go home and ask the members of his family the first 5 letters of the alphabet. The boy goes home and he asks his older brother this, "What's the first letter of the alphabet?" His brother said "SHUT UP!!!" The boy smiled and wrote it down

The boy goes to his dad who is watching a military movie and asked this, "What's the second letter of the alphabet?" his dad did not answer but an actor who sounds like his dad answered, "YES SIR, SIR" The boy went to his brother who had a batman action figure and asked this, "What's the third letter of the alphabet?" his younger brother answered, ""Dananananananana Batman!"" The boy smiled and went to his sister who was watching barbie and asked this, "What's the fourth letter of the alphabet?" his sister answered, "IN MY BARBIE CAR!" The boy grinned went to his father again who was watching some  baseball game and asked this, "What's the fifth letter of the alphabet?" his father again didn't answer but the Tv said "102.7! HIT EM HARD!!!"

 

The next day the boy went to his teacher and she asked, "What's the first 5 letters of the alphabet?" and the boy answered, "SHUT UP!!!" Then the teacher asked, "DO YOU WANT TO GO TO THE PRINCIPAL?" the boy answered, "YES, SIR, SIR!" Then the teacher said, "I'm taking you to the principal's office!" and took him there

 

In the principal's office the principal asked, "What's your name?" the boy answered, "Dananananananana Batman!" Then the principal said, "Um...How exactly do you think you are gonna get away with telling your teacher to shut up?" The boy said "IN MY BARBIE CAR!!!"

 

The exasperated principal called the kid's parents

They were debating how much spanking the kid deserved when he yelled, "102.7!!! HIT 'EM HARD!!!"

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Hi, I am Matt

Referred to as a scary CobraGerbil 

<---- 

Son of Hermes

A Tomas, partly Lucian 

A Water and Cheese Egyptian Magician

Spirit animal is Chameleon

Slytherin pride :)

 

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I heard a similair joke

 

A boys teacher says for him to go home and ask the members of his family the first 5 letters of the alphabet. The boy goes home and he asks his older brother this, "What's the first letter of the alphabet?" His brother said "SHUT UP!!!" The boy smiled and wrote it down

The boy goes to his dad who is watching a military movie and asked this, "What's the second letter of the alphabet?" his dad did not answer but an actor who sounds like his dad answered, "YES SIR, SIR" The boy went to his brother who had a batman action figure and asked this, "What's the third letter of the alphabet?" his younger brother answered, ""Dananananananana Batman!"" The boy smiled and went to his sister who was watching barbie and asked this, "What's the fourth letter of the alphabet?" his sister answered, "IN MY BARBIE CAR!" The boy grinned went to his father again who was watching some  baseball game and asked this, "What's the fifth letter of the alphabet?" his father again didn't answer but the Tv said "102.7! HIT EM HARD!!!"

 

The next day the boy went to his teacher and she asked, "What's the first 5 letters of the alphabet?" and the boy answered, "SHUT UP!!!" Then the teacher asked, "DO YOU WANT TO GO TO THE PRINCIPAL?" the boy answered, "YES, SIR, SIR!" Then the teacher said, "I'm taking you to the principal's office!" and took him there

 

In the principal's office the principal asked, "What's your name?" the boy answered, "Dananananananana Batman!" Then the principal said, "Um...How exactly do you think you are gonna get away with telling your teacher to shut up?" The boy said "IN MY BARBIE CAR!!!"

 

The exasperated principal called the kid's parents

They were debating how much spanking the kid deserved when he yelled, "102.7!!! HIT 'EM HARD!!!"

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Hi, I am Matt

Referred to as a scary CobraGerbil 

<---- 

Son of Hermes

A Tomas, partly Lucian 

A Water and Cheese Egyptian Magician

Spirit animal is Chameleon

Slytherin pride :)

 

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Q: Why do the French like to eat snails?

 

A: They can't stand fast food.

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Great jokes! love them! when the thread gets too full, ill get another one.

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I'm an Ekat and a proud Christian.

Homeschooled, tech smart, and a video game freak.

Visit both my forums, search good clean kids jokes, and you will find funny jokes.

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icecat876

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I have another one:

 

 

What do you call it when batman skips church? Christian Bale

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Christian

Homeschooled

 

6 Ethics of Life 

Before you pray - Believe

Before you speak - Listen

Before you spend - Earn

Before you write - Think

Before you quit - Try &

Before you die - Live

 

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WHO'S READY FOR SOME NERD JOKES?

 

1. I am a female.......Fe=Iron. Male=Man.

 

THEREFORE, I AM IRON MAN.

 

2. Two people walk into a restaurant. The first person says, "I'd like some H2O."

 

The second person says, "I'd like some H2O, too."

 

The second person dies. 

 

3. Teacher: How come you don't know the answer to this question about the Civil War?

Student: I don't know it because I wasn't there.

 

4. Studying

Studied

 

COINCIDENCE? I DON'T THINK SO.

 

5. At school, they teach you 2+2=4.

 

Your homework says 2+8-4=6

 

On your test, you are given:

 

If Sally has six apples that average of 7 pounds and splits a quarter of them into eighths and then proceeds to divide .49 of the eighths among herself and two of her friends, what is the mass and the circumference of the sun on February the 13? 

 

6. Ana looked at the problem on her test. It said, "If Timmy runs 5 miles in 20 minutes, and his bus stop is 4 kilometers away, how long does it take him to get there?"

 

Ana wrote: WHY DO I HAVE TO SOLVE TIMMY'S PROBLEM? 

 

Also, I heard the kid-who-doesn't-know-his-letters-joke as:

 

Kid who doesn't know his letters went to his mom and asked her. She is on the phone and said, "SHUT UP."

He asked his dad, who was watching football. The father's favorite team scored, so he said, "Yes!"

The kid then asked his brother, who was watching batman. The brother said, "DADADDA, BATMAN!"

The kid asks his little sister, who has yet to be potty-trained. She says, "In the toilet, down the drain."

 

Back at school, the teacher asks the kid for answers. He says, "SHUT UP!"

 

"Do you want to go to the Principal's office?"

 

"Yes!"

 

The principal asked for the kid's name. The kid answered, "DADADADA, BATMAN!"

 

The principal asked for his house address. The kid said, "In the toilet, down the drain."  

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 R E M E M B E R T H E L O S T 

 

*yEETS AWAY*

 

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