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So one of my taekwondo instructors is Irish. He doesn't normally talk with an accent, but he can if he wants to. But before this class, I didn't know. I mean, I knew he was Irish, but I didn't think he was THAT Irish. So last year when I showed up to class on Saint Patrick's Day, he talked with his Irish accent the entire class.

 

(Anything in green in this post is when he's talking with the accent.)

 

Classmate 1: IS EVERYBODY WEARING GREEN? :D

Classmate 2: Uh . . . MY BRACELET IS GREEN

Classmate 3: DON'T PINCH ME PLEASE I BEG YOU NO

Classmate 4: My belt's green, so . . . I'M SAFE

Me: MY SHIRT IS GREEN AND SO IS MY WRISTBAND SO THERE'S NO NEED TO PINCH ME

Classmate 1: (to instructor) -gasp- YOU'RE NOT WEARING GREEN

Classmate 5: :D -tries to pinch him-

Instructor: Not so fast! >:D -holds up hand, which has a scribble of green marker on it-

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Instructor: So since today is Saint Patrick's Day, I will be speaking with my traditional Irish accent for the entire class. :D

Everyone: :)

Instructor: The little kids didn't care. "Okay, sir! :D" But anyway . . .

-awkward silence-

Instructor: (with Irish accent) So, everybody-

Me: OH MY GOD

Everyone else: O_O

Instructor: :D For warm-up, run to the end of the dojang and back!

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Me: What happened to the clock? -points at the digital clock on the wall, which is crooked-

Instructor: I tried to fix the time, but when I tried to take the clock off the wall I ripped off half the paint. So I put it back and now the time is wrong. Just add an hour.

Me: -manages to keep it together-

(He doesn't care if we laugh because it's his accent and not someone else's, but I knew that if I started laughing, I wouldn't be able to stop.)

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Instructor: So from here, you are in horse stance and . . .

Classmate 2: -starts laughing-

Me: STOP LAUGHING -starts laughing-

Instructor: . . . ?

Classmate 2: IT'S YOUR ACCENT

Instructor: -shoves both of us- XD

Me: WHAT DID I DO

Instructor:

Everyone at this point:

Instructor: Get it together, everyone.

-silence-

Everyone (including instructor):

 

 

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XD XD That is hilarious, Samurai!!! XD XD

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