(I was bored, okay?)
Chuck Norris: My food never expires because-
Bruce Lee: What's this, you boasting about how terrifying you are again?
Listen up bro and listen good
You don't scare me at all
And who beat you in a fight?
People don't make jokes 'bout me
'Cause I'm no joke!
The same can't be said for you!
Chuck Norris: S'cuse me, I'm no joke either
At least everybody knows my name
Not so many people know who you are!
Bruce Lee: I founded my own style-
Chuck Norris: So what? I like my meat so rare I hunt unicorns!
Bruce Lee: That was irrelevant
. . . I know it was bad . . . I ran out of ideas . . . There will be more terrible rap battles in the future. XD
Note: No disrespect towards either martial artist was intended with this post. This was just for fun.
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~ Samurai Kyorugi Taegeuk ~
Junior Assistant Taekwondo Instructor
Training for my black belt
Future Poomsae Champion
Lee Dae-hoon <3