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Hello, and welcome to Paradox6. I'm your host, Dirk Webster, and these are my co-hosts, Christopher Steele and Krista W_____.

 

Now, some of you are probably wondering what this is and I'd tell you that its something you can't understand because you're all a bunch of empty headed pie eaters, but I can't because Krista won't let me. *glares at Krista*

 

Oh, come off it, Chirs. You can't insult our viewers in the very beginning. It's just not polite.

 

And when have you known me to be polite, eh mate?

 

*considers this* Good point.

 

See, I told you it was a bad idea to let Chris be a host.

 

Well it was either that or listen to him bicker with Sonny about who gets to do all the stunts.

 

*facepalm* Still, we could have made him the camera man or something.

 

But that's Guy Thug's job! We can't put him out in the street just like that! Just look at the unemployment polls on this MB!

 

Krista, there are no unemployment polls.

 

Well that wasn't the point I was trying to make.

 

Guys, you do realize that Chris hasn't commented the entire time you've been having this conversation.

 

*looks at Dirk*

 

*looks at Krista*

 

*both look behind eachother*

 

*eating donuts* Wut?

 

Phew. I thought you were going to be holding another waffle iron.

 

Yeah. Last time you had a waffle iron* did not end well.

 

For you, at least.

 

Yeah...

 

...

 

...

 

Why are you both posting dots?

 

Because we don't know what to do now.

 

...

 

Well why don't you tell them about all the epic things we'll being doing here?

 

...

 

Dirk, why don't you tell them what we'll be doing here?

 

...

 

Dirk?

 

...

 

Dirk.

 

...

 

This is taking to long. *pulls out fog horn*

 

BREEEEEEEEUUUURUURUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURUURUUUUUUURUURUURRRRRRRUURRRRRR!!!!!!!!

 

*jumps out of chair* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!

 

That was effective. So tell us, Dirk, what will we doing on Paradox6?

 

*sits back in chair* Did you say something?

 

*facepalm* Yes, we did say somethign, Dirk.

 

I'm sorry. I can't hear you. All I can tell right now is that you are annoyed for some reason.

 

Well, thanks Chris. You just made our host go deaf.

 

It's only temporary!

 

Well, now we have to get someone else to do the announcements.

 

You could just do it.

 

Well, I can't.

 

Why not?

 

Well, becuase.

 

Why do you keep on saying well?

 

Well, I got stuck.

 

How?

 

Well, I don't know. Well, maybe someone pushed a button.

 

What button?

 

Well, that purple button that says well.

 

*monkey looks innocently around* *runs away from purple button*

 

Well, that would do it.

 

Well, not you too!

 

No, not me too.

 

Well, good.

 

So... Are you going to tell them what we're going to do?

 

Well, I already told you I can't.

 

But you never told me why you can't.

 

Well, I can't exactly give an announcement where every sentence starts will well, can I?

 

Yeah. That might get monotonous. LIke now.

 

Well, announce in my stead then.

 

But I can't.

 

Well, why can't you?

 

I don't actually know what we're doing...

 

Well, that's convenient.

 

You could try a run-on sentence...

 

*huff* Well, alright. Well, here it goes. Well, I'll try to make this short so you won't get to bored out of your mind so here we go: parodies-satiricale-essays-remakes/mixes-mock-debates-news-reels-advertisements-"whether"-weekly-updates-shows-holiday-specials-ect.-ect.ect.

 

You're right. That was terribly done and horrifying.

 

Well, I told you.

 

What? Sign off? Is that what you said?

 

No, she didn't say sign off!

 

Well, thank you for watching this first and strangely silent installment of Pardox6! We hope to see you next time Krista remembers to post, where we hope it will be better written than this one was! Arrevedirche!!!!

 

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*sigh* I knew I should have waited to post this. Dirk, it's all your fault.

 

What! Why are we blaming me? I didn't push the submit button! 

 

True, but you decided to rush things and end the episode.

 

That wasn't really my fault either. We should blame Chris.

 

Better yet, let's just blame Oz, even though he isn't here and doesn't actually have anything to do with this.

 

Sounds good to me.

 

*face palm* You two are the essence of contradictory responses.

 

#JustBlameOz

 

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