Hello everyone! I know some of you know me, some of you don't, and some don't know anybody at all!
I go by Krista on here and have been around for almost three years (really four, but one year was spent completing all the mission all on my lonesome, so that doesn't really count).
I enjoy talking about randomness, books, cheese, and basically anything I'm interested in at the moment.
But I'm not here about me.
Last week, I was soooo completely bored that I decided to unearth some old friends of mine.
So here they are:
Oi! What's goin' on 'ere?
He's Australian and the most cynical and pessimistic pessimist of all pessimists. Don't expect him to cheer you up or give you a hug any time soon.
Then there's Sonny,
Mon, what'cha drag me all the way here for? We were in the middle of a heist, ya know.
For crying out loud, woman, your going to get us all killed if you keep doing that!
Sonny and Abdul are, to put it midly, smugglers and thieves. Sonny used to work for Haitian intelligence, but was released under questionable circumstances. He's relatively cheerful, unlike Abdul who is the pure embodiment of suspicion.
Despite his name, the next one is actually French.
Bonjor, madamoselle. How may I be of assistance?
This is John Smith. He's a terrible flirt. And I mean terrible.
He thinks he's charming, but I beg to differ.
What! You insult me, do you, dog?
No, I'm harshly complimenting you in the bluntness of reality. OF COURSE I'M INSULTING YOU!!!
I will not stand for this! *slaps Chris with glove* Dishonor on you! *slaps again* Dishonor on your family! *slaps again* Dishonor on your Kangeroo!
*goes to slap again* Dishonor on yo-- *glove flys out of hand and hits Abdul*
DO NOT TOUCH!!! *dives on Smith*
Woe, Mon. That's not how we do things here. *recieves stray fist in face* Never mind. I'm in. *jumps into fray*
I'm gonna go make some popcorn.
Yep. That's them. Violent with a short charge.
What about me?
Oh. Yeah. That's Dirk. I don't know what he does. He's just kinda... here.
Yes. Here. Listening to everything you're saying about me and wondering why it doesn't sound like you really care.
Because she doesn't. She just came up with you so she could have a dictionary on hand. Obviously, you weren't what she expected.
Very much. *eats popcorn*
*other's smell popcorn*
*other's steal and devour popcorn*
So, can we go back now?
Yeah, mon. We kinda left our gear behind. In the open. That security guards going to stumble upon it any moment now.
No. You're not allowed to leave. We have to wait for people to come and ask us who we are and be totally mind boggled by our awesomeness.
Are they comign to see me?
*sighs* Yes, John. They're coming to see you.
No. John, she's lying. There not comign to see you. They're not coming at all. What do you think they are, bored and dumb?
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Krista the Key
Will you give all you can give
So that our banner may advance?
Some will fall and some will live
Will you stand up and take your chance?