(Warning: This post features all my alter egos)
Whats a Slytherin?
What is a Ravenclaw? Nice name they have, though...
Dudes, these Gryffindors sound like me.
Maybe the Hufflepuffs are as creative as I am.
Hola, dudes who question the Harry Potter houses..
(in unison) Harry Potter houses????
Yes, you alter egos.
Slytherins are the cunning, ruthless house.
Hey, just like me!!!
Ravenclaws are the ones with the most wits.
I have lots of wits - I AM a Ravenclaw!!!!
Gryffindors are the more athletic house.
Like me - I'm gonna go challenge them for a game of soccer.
Dude - hold up. They play Quidditch.
Ok, lemme learn this Quidditch.
Last but not least - Hufflepuffs are the creative house.
Let me challenge those Hufflepuffs to a Mona Lisa exact replica paint-off!
That is it for now!
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