The MB has been so dead this year and it's really sad that what was such an important part of my life is now turning into a sad lifeless place but hey that's life what can you do about it am I right :D
Sorry about the sad beginning but it's true :/
HAPPY NEW YEAR GUYS AND MERRY CHRISTMAS AND OR HAPPY HANUKKAH AND OR HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND OR HAPPY WINTER BREAK FOR ALL YOU ATHEISTS AND
without further ado Snowa Chu will now present the present to whatever MBers come to mind because this is 100% unplanned (aka I was going to do this but I forgot and now I'm doing it so like bear with me)
Clair: A plane ticket to anywhere. You've got your ticket to ride, bro.
Ocean: MEMES. SO MANY MEMES. DAT BOI SHOWS UP TO YOUR HOUSE AND HE'S GOT MEMES. MEMES MEMES MEMES.
Chai: A good cup of DeathStarbucks.
Ashy: A halo, black shades, tumbleweed, and an 8-year old wig.
Megwhale: Enchilada and Granola.
Lyss: One of those newfangled iPhones and a copy of iPhones for Dummies Old People so you can talk to us and skype with us and hangout with us and stuff
Oz: Desperate Leaving Saga fangirls, packed conveniently in cages.
Kathy: A shirt that says "sorry I type really fast and my keyboard is super loud" and page 4 from DAPGO
Layna: A plane ticket to Italy
Marshall: Ugly Christmas sweaters for you and company.
Gwen: An actual microphone so you can record yourself singing and it won't be all glitchy :D
Montego: A shirt with all the meme-ish hashtags from 2016 including #RichardsOutForHarambe and #MariahIsOverParty
Eyesack: Angst (and an infinite supply of nerdy shirts (that all say the same thing. Hey, you can't have everything, right?)).
99: Gas money so you can drive away from Oz so you can go on a roadtrip and pick up all the MBers.
Jane: LOS MISERABLOS! in which Juan Valjuan steals a quesadilla.
Sapph: HAMILTON TICKETS for you and Jane (yeah I totally stole them don't tell anyone)
Bess: Infinite huggles because I kept forgetting to reply to your letterbox
Rubyanne: *pokes* we misses you, preciouss
Jordyn: I Am One With the Force (The Force is With Me) by Chirrut Imwe ft. Baze Malbus. (buy now on iTunes)
Saf: A Luigi board (and Phan and Dil).
Cali: A trash can labeled "Hamiltrash"
Everyone: FREE TICKETS TO GO SEE ROGUE ONE BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO and also disembodied hand brownies and Christmas cookies and fruit juice :D
RAISE A GLASS TO FREEDOM 2017 AND MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU YOUR YEAR BE A LOT BETTER THAN 2016 WAS :D *le clink*
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