"Anderson, don't talk out loud, you'll lower the IQ of the entire street."~Sherlock
"We are in Buckingham Palace, the very heart of the British Nation. Sherlock Holmes, put your trousers on!"~Mycroft
“C’mon! Where is her case? Did she eat it?”-Sherlock
“Oh! You meant “Spectacularly ignorant” in a nice way.”-Sherlock
“We solve crimes. I blog about it, he forgets his pants. I wouldn’t hold out to much hope.”-John Watson
“Sentiment is a chemical defect found on the losing side”-Sherlock
“A nice murder. That’ll cheer you up”-Mrs. Hudson
“Listen, what I said before John, I meant it. I don’t have friends; I’ve just got one.”-Sherlock
“Four serial suicides and now a note! It’s Christmas!”-Sherlock
“Mrs. Hudson took my skull.”-Sherlock
Sherlock:“Oh, no, no, no, we’re fine. No, it’s the burglar, he’s got himself rather badly injured. He fell out of a window.”
Lestrade:"And exactly how many times did he fall out of the window?"
Sherlock:"It was a bit of a blur, Inspector Detective, I lost count."
Sherlock Holmes: Punch me in the face.
John Watson: Punch you?
Sherlock Holmes: Yes, punch me, in the face. Didn't you hear me?
John Watson: I always hear "punch me in the face" when you're speaking, but it's usually subtext.
Sherlock Holmes: Oh, for God's sake! [He punches John in the face. John punches him back] Thank you John, that was - [John tackles Sherlock and grabs him in a chokehold] Okay, I think that's enough now.
John Watson: You want to remember, Sherlock, I was a soldier. I killed people!
Sherlock Holmes: You were a doctor!
John Watson: I had bad days!
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