Basically I joined on the 2nd of December back in 2012 so I guess today is my 4th MBirthday (it's 12:05 AM here, so that totally counts) :D So, why not post a story for you guys? :D
Anyways, a while ago in November I told some people about my 39C NaNo story I was or wasn't going to write and you guessed it.
I didn't write it.
However, I have the next best thing, and it involves.... MBer PARTICIPATION!
Yes, you MBers will add to my story because I'm too busy to actually write it! :D
Without further ado...
A LIST OF THINGS TO DO TO HAVE A PERFECT CAHILL CHRISTMAS
Invite Oz and Lyss. No Christmas is good without the only married couple on the MB.
Put up those mistletoes. *wink wonk*
Sneakily get Chai and Ham under said mistletoe.
Make sure the balcony is free so that Rad can put up his “Rad is glorious” banner.
Decorate the house with Christmas lights.
Decorate the trees with Christmas lights.
Decorate the lawn with Christmas lights.
Decorate the exterior of the house with Christmas lights.
Kidnap the Ekats so they can invent the ultra Christmas light and put it in the front lawn so that the Cahill mansion will be visible in space.
Get that big Christmas tree.
HOW TO GET A CHRISTMAS TREE
Step One: Get Samurai to kick it over using TAE KWON DO POWERZ
Step Two: Bring it home.
Hire Saladin as DJ.
Bribe Saladin with red snapper.
Get TwilightFan1101/Mary Sue (code name: Sneaky Pete) to “borrow” some red snapper from Red Snapper Fish Evil Incorporated™.
Make sure Saladin’s playlist is Cahill appropriate (your Christmas gift to us can be that you can’t play Jonah Wizard at the Christmas party. Please?)
Make sure Lani has a book fort so she can’t hear you over the sound of Rick Riordan.
Let Clev “accidentally” steal Roxy’s cupcake.
Start a food war. Roxy totally shot first.
Hope that Clev hides by turning into a turtle.
Seriously, someone, please, go lock the kitchen.
Make sure Kathy can't find the big stash of meat grinders in the basement. *cough*
Give Megan a glockenspiel, a xylophone, and a marimba.
Tell Lyss that she cannot use a sugarcane to defend herself.
Find whoever brought the sugarcane and kick them out.
HOW TO KIDNAP SANTA
Step 1: Go to Scholastic HQ via Floo Network.
Step 2: Find Gavin B.
Hire Marshall and Co as commentator for the Hungry Games - hey, what?
TO BE CONTINUED (tat's your cue to add something to the list :D)
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