Episode 1 - Premiere of The Cat With a Snapper for the Truth - featuring Dan Cahill
*YMCA song begins to play loudly and Saladin walks out on his back paws, wearing a black bow tie with fish on it. The audience cheers loudly as he sits down on a red plush chair. The music ends*
Saladin: Goooooooooood Evening queens and tom cats! Welcome to the first episode of 'The Cat With a Snapper for the Truth!' I am your host, Saladin and this evening I will be interviewing the guy who sent me to the Vet for a week because he stepped on my tail when he was 7, please welcome, DAN CAHIL!!!
*Everyone applauds as Dan walks out, confused. He sits down in a chair opposite to Saladin, looking at the bizarre image of his cat sitting like a human and talking*
Saladin: Welcome Dan! Thanks for coming on the show!
Dan: *blinks in confusion* You...... You can talk.
Saladin: *laughs* Yes, I can, Dan.
Dan:......... And this isn't freaking anyone out?
*Auidence shouts no*
Dan: *sighs and looks at Saladin* You can sit like a human.
Saladin: Thank you for stating the obvious. Now, shall we move on? Lets!
Saladin: Now, I've got to ask, you've traveled allllllllll around the world. Where have you been?
Dan: *hesistates before responding* All around the world obviously.
*everyone laughs as well as Saladin*
Saladin: Aren't you funny? Now, where was your favourite place to go?
Dan: *thinks before responding cheekily* Saturn's lovely in summer.
*there's a round of laughter at this response*
Saladin: Very funny. Was it nice not to be hunted down and killed because of your smart alec comments?
*the audience laughs. Dan misses the comment and smiles*
Dan: I don't know what you're talking about.
Saladin: They'd say the same thing too.
Saladin: Now, we both know Amy. Everyone here knows her dramatic, complicated and over the top love life. I've got to ask if you, for some reason in which I don't know why you'd be allowed to make this decision, could choose Amy's boyfriend who would it be?
*there are many shouts of names - Ian, Evan and Jake are the most popular*
Dan: *waits for the noise to die down* To be honest, I don't like any of them. Ian's got such a bad history with Amy. There'd be too much tension to even consider such a thing. Evan and Amy don't work that great and I hate him. Jake is..... too much of a friend? Besides, she's friendzoned him so much, it's not funny.
Saladin: *blinks* That's surprisingly a mature response for you, Dan.
Dan: I'm not that stupid, Saladin.
Saladin: *clears his throat* Well, that's a surprise. TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR ANOTHER SURPRISE GUEST! THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 'THE CAT WITH A SNAPPER FOR THE TRUTH!' SEE YA FOLKS!
*exit music ends and Saladin leaves, Dan still sitting there confused before he uses this opportunity to start demonstrating his cool ninja moves*
Hello! Just clarifying a few things here;
Tom cat - a male cat
Queen - a female cat
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