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Episode 1 - Premiere of The Cat With a Snapper for the Truth - featuring Dan Cahill
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*YMCA song begins to play loudly and Saladin walks out on his back paws, wearing a black bow tie with fish on it. The audience cheers loudly as he sits down on a red plush chair. The music ends*

 

Saladin: Goooooooooood Evening queens and tom cats! Welcome to the first episode of 'The Cat With a Snapper for the Truth!' I am your host, Saladin and this evening I will be interviewing the guy who sent me to the Vet for a week because he stepped on my tail when he was 7, please welcome, DAN CAHIL!!!

 

*Everyone applauds as Dan walks out, confused. He sits down in a chair opposite to Saladin, looking at the bizarre image of his cat sitting like a human and talking*

 

Saladin: Welcome Dan! Thanks for coming on the show!

 

Dan: *blinks in confusion* You...... You can talk.

 

Saladin: *laughs* Yes, I can, Dan.

Dan:......... And this isn't freaking anyone out?

 

*Auidence shouts no*

 

Dan: *sighs and looks at Saladin* You can sit like a human.

Saladin: Thank you for stating the obvious. Now, shall we move on? Lets! 

Dan: *nods*

 

Saladin: Now, I've got to ask, you've traveled allllllllll around the world. Where have you been?

Dan: *hesistates before responding* All around the world obviously.

*everyone laughs as well as Saladin*

 

Saladin: Aren't you funny? Now, where was your favourite place to go?

Dan: *thinks before responding cheekily* Saturn's lovely in summer.

 

*there's a round of laughter at this response*

 

Saladin: Very funny. Was it nice not to be hunted down and killed because of your smart alec comments?

 

*the audience laughs. Dan misses the comment and smiles*

 

Dan: I don't know what you're talking about.

 

Saladin: They'd say the same thing too.

 

*more laughter*

 

Saladin: Now, we both know Amy. Everyone here knows her dramatic, complicated and over the top love life. I've got to ask if you, for some reason in which I don't know why you'd be allowed to make this decision, could choose Amy's boyfriend who would it be?

 

*there are many shouts of names - Ian, Evan and Jake are the most popular*

Dan: *waits for the noise to die down* To be honest, I don't like any of them. Ian's got such a bad history with Amy. There'd be too much tension to even consider such a thing. Evan and Amy don't work that great and I hate him. Jake is..... too much of a friend? Besides, she's friendzoned him so much, it's not funny.

 

Saladin: *blinks* That's surprisingly a mature response for you, Dan.

 

Dan: I'm not that stupid, Saladin.

Saladin: *clears his throat* Well, that's a surprise. TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR ANOTHER SURPRISE GUEST! THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 'THE CAT WITH A SNAPPER FOR THE TRUTH!' SEE YA FOLKS!

 

*exit music ends and Saladin leaves, Dan still sitting there confused before he uses this opportunity to start demonstrating his cool ninja moves*

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Hello! Just clarifying a few things here;
Tom cat - a male cat
Queen - a female cat

 

There is a poll for this thread to see who will be interviewed next! Thanks for reading and stay tuned for Saladin's antics!

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They should interview jake!

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*bump*

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Yes!!!

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