91 bottles of milk on the wall. 91 bottles of milk. Take one down pass it around 90 bottles of milk on the wall.
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (it has the best quotes)
McGonagall- "Why is it, when something happens, it is always you three?"
Ron- "Believe me, Professor. I've been asking myself the same question for six years."
McGonagall- "Potter, take Weasley with you. He looks far too happy over there."
Hermione- "She's only interested in you because she thinks you're the Chosen One!"
Harry- "But I am the Chosen One!"
Hermione- *slaps him with a newspaper*
Harry- "Sorry. Kidding."
Ron- "What do you think he sees in her?"
Harry- "She's smart... funny... attractive..."
Harry- "Well you know... she has nice... skin."
Ron- "So you think he is going out with her because she has nice skin?"
Harry- "Well, I dunno, I'm just saying it could be a contributing factor."
Ron- "Hermione's got nice skin. You know, as far as skin goes."
Harry- "I-I've never thought about it before. But now that you mention it, yeah. Very nice."
Harry- *long pause* "... I think I'll be going to bed now."
Harry- "Right. I'm going down to Hagrid's."
Hermione- "What? No! Harry, you've got to go speak to Slughorn! We have a plan."
Harry- "I know, but I've got a really good feeling about Hagrid's. I feel like it's the place to be tonight. Do you know what I mean?"
Hermione, Ron- "No."
Slughorn- "Exactly how did you get out of the castle, Harry?"
Harry- "Through the front door sir."
Slughorn- "Harry! I must insist you accompany me back to the castle immediately!"
Harry- "That would be counterproductive, sir!"
Slughorn- "What makes you say that?"
Harry- "No idea!"