Thank you, Bart. 

*runs*

Don't fly, you fools!

I wanna sandwich! Thanks, Bart! PEACE OUT!

*Holds up a sandvich* Don't run! It's just ham!

eKat and Kazey and Anna were here and I missed it DX Guys I haven't posted in a whole month. Willingly! That's like a record. I think I went through withdrawl.

CARL THE INTERN IS FABULOUS AND PHINEAS AND FERB IS LIFE AND I CRIED MY HEART OUT FOR ALAN RICKMAN (but not because of Harry Potter, he was the colonel in Sense & Sensibility)

Are we still doing the zombie apocolypse thing?

This thread never fails to cconfuzzle me....

What if I took Carl with us? :D

Ooh, can I have a Sandvich?

HI EKAT O_O_O_O

*flies because I am a fool of a Took*

EKAT?! You say that as if it is a bad thing... but I know much about your snakes... and your council... Cue the evil music! Mwa-ha-ha-hee-hee!

*Lets out my Giratina*

*Lets out my shiny Giratina*

Now...open the portal!

Uh, no, I was talking to eKat, aka DolphinDolphin, not you :P

*lets out my Girantina* Now, close the portal!

Oh. Good. But I'm STILL evil! You'll never catch me alive!

*unleashes army of Minion Dalek (MiniDalek) warriors, awesomely cute and exterminating*

Open the portal.

NUUUUUUUUU *hides behind barricade with les Amis de l'ABC*

(Walks in like a three year old and tugs at Chu's leg) What's an oldie?

Tobias: There isn't really a concrete definition for "oldie," but to me, an oldie is someone who's been on before the Merge, but after the Golden Age. Those who were here before the Golden Age are "ancient" and everyone after the Unstoppable Era to me is a newbie. OR sometimes, "oldies" are those who have an "aka" in their names and "newbies" don't. But that's how it is to me. You could ask someone else they'd probably give you a different definition.

I actually don't really like the term "oldie" or "newbie" because some people associate "newbies" with being childish, with being stupid or things like that, and then some newbies think "oldies" are really rude when they're just trying to protect something that the oldies made a million years ago. So I'd say just tell people when you came on, so nobody labels you and treats you differently.

I totally overdid that explanation but ya no wut that's just me o_O

Tobe: I'm here clause I'm a wedding planner! I think.....

How very interesting, Micky. Hey, why don't you stand over here next to the ominous portal. It's the wedding planners' corner. 

How about I'll keep running, Marshall? I mean, it looks nice and all but it's kind of sparse. 

Why must you crazies insist on this wedding thing?

Wait... Lyss-quotes? And why didn't they ban weddings before mine?

Gwennie: Because we crazie :P

Lyssie: Apparently so o_o Maybe because Lyzzy was the only good OTP? I dunno *shrugs*

TeLysscope: AIN'T I PUNNY AIN'T I PUNNY? Yes I'm collecting Lyss quotes to make a book and have a million dollars. *shoves a bunch of microphones in front of you* NOBODY BREATHE

*crashes through ceiling wearing smiley face parachute*

Someone called for a hilarious and strange oldie?

*sets up shop next to the portal*

Cookies and lemonade anyone? Just step through the portal! *he says in his most innocent voice*

Mrrp! *Saladin says in his bored-but-cute voice*

Master Serum anyone? Or Immortality Juice? Maybe a Time Freeze? A Sith-ice cream? *Cley, in his high cold voice*

Chai, Saladin, and Cley: no thanks I'm busy...

*breathes*

OH HEY JOSH

*collapses from holding my breath*

*takes microphones from near Lyss*

My fellow Humans and Time Lords! Presenting....

Sir Saladin Cahill and the Dalek Philharmonic Orchestra!

Here to perform their greatest hits!

Yay! *sets up my lawn chair and pulls out a bucket of popcorn*

Woo hoo!

Woo!! *sits next to Marshall and steals his popcorn*

The Red Snapper album:

1. Marching to Peoria

2. Gitchee Gitchee Goo (feat. Phineas and the Ferbtones)

3. The Doctor Who theme song

4. Who Wants to be a Gangsta? (from Who Wants to be a Gangsta: The Movie)

5. The Place Where I was Born (from The False Note)

6. Carl the Intern / Undercover Carl (original mashup)

7. Hobbits to Isengard

8. The Master Serum Rap

9. The Mysterious Ticking Noise

10. The Hairbursh Song (from Silly Songs with Layna)

11. Mayonnaise trio (feat. Patrick Star)

12. Do You Hear the Cahills Sing

BONUS: Ozzling's Chai Tea Latte

REVIEWS:

"Many trees died when thousands of faces threw themselves into them after listening to this album." 

-Tree Conservationists Society

"Prodigous! Excellent! Exemplary! Emphatic in meaning! Wonderful! What are we talking about again?"

~Professor Wandsworth, three-time saviour of the world.

"Stupid!"

~Mitzel Krakowski, Editor in Chief of Delvaux Publishing

"Excellent, excellent. The plastic was of the finest quality and frankly tasted great."

~Crocodylus Niloticus

*Sings along with the Doctor Who theme song* Ooooweeeoooo Weee oooo ooo. Ba bah bum, ba ba ba da da! Ooooweeeooooo, woooeeeoooo!

"Excellent! This album has made a Platinum Record! I nominate it for the Cora Wizard Achievement In Music Award!"

   -Sir Ian Kabra, Cahill Chairperson.

"I listen to this album everyday! Well, I would if I wasn't busy ruling a planet." 

- Empress Gwendolyn, Supreme Ruler and Patron of Saturn.

You know what Scholastic should do?

Release a Jonah Wizard album. 

"I was hoping for more Saladin in this one"

-Micky, a random MBer

The Life of Saladin EP:

1. Inner Ninja Saladin

2. Thnks Fr Th Rd Snppr (Thanks for the Red Snapper)

3. Oops William McIntyre Did It Again

4. Man in Black

5. Ian and I Are Never Ever Getting Back Together

6. Piercer, You're Going Down

Micky: Bwahahahaha, they should release a J-Wiz album instead of making 3000 series.

Marshall: ...*claps*

Yeah...

what at would make me laugh is if people bought it not knowing it was from a book and then people would want a Jonah Wizard concert and tour and merch not knowing the guy ~technically~ does not exsist. 

That is a pretty clever plan! The Madrigals could use those funds!

The reviews of the Album remind me of the reviews on Oz's many Leaving Threads.

*sits in a corner playing video games*

Whatcha playing, Bart?

My mb birthday is next month. I will be turning four on this Mb (including my GhostBridgadier Account). Hello everyone