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ADVICE # 1

 

ok, so here is today's randomness 

 

If an optimist had his left arm chewed off by an alligator, he might say, in a pleasant and hopeful voice, "Well this isn't so bad. i  don't have my left arm any more, but at least nobody will ever ask me whether i am left handed or right handed," but most of us would say something more along the lines of "Aaaaah! My arm! My arm!"

 

hope you enjoyed it! i'll try to post some every day.

 

Valerie

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Love, Valerie 

 

"Oh, marvellous. You're going to kill me. What a finely tuned response to the situation."  ~Peter Davison  the 5th Doctor 

 

Saladin for president

 

CHRISTIAN

 

 

 "FancPants"

Carian

 

"I'm the Doctor, and this is my spoon!"

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HA! I love Lemony Snicket!

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Nour

Okay, 3, 2, 1, Let's Jam

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Tbh I would first scream then be the optimist....

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Mikaela aka Micky

 

Been cranking out posts since 12-17-14

still an emo

 

 

last grasp at what we had

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# 2

 

There is something

marvelous about returning

home at the end of

a long day, even if there

is tuna fish for dinner.

 

#3

it is always sad when

someone leaves home,

unless they are simply going

around the corner and will return

in a few minuets with

ice-cream sandwiches.

 

 

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Love, Valerie 

 

"Oh, marvellous. You're going to kill me. What a finely tuned response to the situation."  ~Peter Davison  the 5th Doctor 

 

Saladin for president

 

CHRISTIAN

 

 

 "FancPants"

Carian

 

"I'm the Doctor, and this is my spoon!"

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#4

 

If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then

adhasdh asdglaeuyt[bn[pasdlgkhasdfasdf

 

#5

Bad circumstances have a way of

ruining things that would otherwise be pleasant

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Love, Valerie 

 

"Oh, marvellous. You're going to kill me. What a finely tuned response to the situation."  ~Peter Davison  the 5th Doctor 

 

Saladin for president

 

CHRISTIAN

 

 

 "FancPants"

Carian

 

"I'm the Doctor, and this is my spoon!"

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I should have kept this going

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Love, Valerie 

 

"Oh, marvellous. You're going to kill me. What a finely tuned response to the situation."  ~Peter Davison  the 5th Doctor 

 

Saladin for president

 

CHRISTIAN

 

 

 "FancPants"

Carian

 

"I'm the Doctor, and this is my spoon!"

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Ah, Lemony Snicket. My favorite.

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Hello.

did you know... that... 

You're perfect,

smart,

beautiful,

doing the best you can,

and that I'm proud of you?

 

I'm doing quite well, thank you, my friend.

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This. Is. Amazing. XD I love Lemony Snicket.

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mickey. 

 

no more band-aids on my heartaches.

no more smoke when i burn my pancakes. 

no more drowning in my sorrow. 

with my chin held up there's always better luck

tomorrow. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I don't think that last one didn't post :(

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Love, Valerie 

 

"Oh, marvellous. You're going to kill me. What a finely tuned response to the situation."  ~Peter Davison  the 5th Doctor 

 

Saladin for president

 

CHRISTIAN

 

 

 "FancPants"

Carian

 

"I'm the Doctor, and this is my spoon!"

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Advice #6

 

If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.

 

#7 

It is one of life's bitterest truths that bedtime so often arrives just when things are really getting interesting.

 

most of these are not advice come to think of it. Ahh well.

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Love, Valerie 

 

"Oh, marvellous. You're going to kill me. What a finely tuned response to the situation."  ~Peter Davison  the 5th Doctor 

 

Saladin for president

 

CHRISTIAN

 

 

 "FancPants"

Carian

 

"I'm the Doctor, and this is my spoon!"

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Wow i make no sense today D:

 

Advice #6

If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.

 

#7 

It is one of life's bitterest truths that bedtime so often arrives just when things are really getting interesting.

 

most of these are not advice come to think of it. Well then, wish i could change the title

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Love, Valerie 

 

"Oh, marvellous. You're going to kill me. What a finely tuned response to the situation."  ~Peter Davison  the 5th Doctor 

 

Saladin for president

 

CHRISTIAN

 

 

 "FancPants"

Carian

 

"I'm the Doctor, and this is my spoon!"

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I AM DYING. THESE ARE BEAUTIFUL. XD XD XD I am seriously laughing so hard.

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mickey. 

 

no more band-aids on my heartaches.

no more smoke when i burn my pancakes. 

no more drowning in my sorrow. 

with my chin held up there's always better luck

tomorrow. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Post to find later.

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       Christy ~  currently trying to figure out what’s wrong with me 

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#7

There is nothing particularly wrong with salmon, of course, but like caramel candy, strawberry yogurt, or liquid carpet cleaner, if you eat too much of it you are not going to enjoy your meal.

 

#8

the table of elements does not contain one of the most powerful elements that make up our world, and that is the element of surprise.

 

hope you all are are excited for the new netflix series of unfortunate events!

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Love, Valerie 

 

"Oh, marvellous. You're going to kill me. What a finely tuned response to the situation."  ~Peter Davison  the 5th Doctor 

 

Saladin for president

 

CHRISTIAN

 

 

 "FancPants"

Carian

 

"I'm the Doctor, and this is my spoon!"

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#8

Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another.

 

#9

There is nothing particularly wrong with salmon, of course, but like caramel candy, strawberry yogurt, or liquid carpet cleaner, if you eat too much of it you are not going to enjoy your meal.

 

is anyone else super excited for the series of unfortunate events netflix show?

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Love, Valerie 

 

"Oh, marvellous. You're going to kill me. What a finely tuned response to the situation."  ~Peter Davison  the 5th Doctor 

 

Saladin for president

 

CHRISTIAN

 

 

 "FancPants"

Carian

 

"I'm the Doctor, and this is my spoon!"

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Ignore number 9, i got really confused :) I'll just make tomorrow be 9 and 10 i guess

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Love, Valerie 

 

"Oh, marvellous. You're going to kill me. What a finely tuned response to the situation."  ~Peter Davison  the 5th Doctor 

 

Saladin for president

 

CHRISTIAN

 

 

 "FancPants"

Carian

 

"I'm the Doctor, and this is my spoon!"

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YEEEEEEEES.

 

And I am SO excited for it!! :D :D :D

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mickey. 

 

no more band-aids on my heartaches.

no more smoke when i burn my pancakes. 

no more drowning in my sorrow. 

with my chin held up there's always better luck

tomorrow. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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#9 

It is always cruel to laugh at people, of course, although sometimes if they are wearing an ugly hat it is hard to control yourself.

 

#10

I'd worry about your chaperone. She's trapped, like a spider caught in a web."
"Spiders make webs," I said. "They don't get caught in them."
"I meant a fly," Stew growled.
"How in the world would a spider get caught in a fly?

 

Been a little more than a year since i started these

hope you enjoy these!

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Love, Valerie 

 

"Oh, marvellous. You're going to kill me. What a finely tuned response to the situation."  ~Peter Davison  the 5th Doctor 

 

Saladin for president

 

CHRISTIAN

 

 

 "FancPants"

Carian

 

"I'm the Doctor, and this is my spoon!"

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I love them so much! XD They always bring a little laughter!

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mickey. 

 

no more band-aids on my heartaches.

no more smoke when i burn my pancakes. 

no more drowning in my sorrow. 

with my chin held up there's always better luck

tomorrow. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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So glad you guys like these!

#11 People aren’t either wicked or noble. They’re like chef’s salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict.

 

#12

never, under any circumstances, let the Virginian Wolfsnake near a typewriter

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Love, Valerie 

 

"Oh, marvellous. You're going to kill me. What a finely tuned response to the situation."  ~Peter Davison  the 5th Doctor 

 

Saladin for president

 

CHRISTIAN

 

 

 "FancPants"

Carian

 

"I'm the Doctor, and this is my spoon!"

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XD

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mickey. 

 

no more band-aids on my heartaches.

no more smoke when i burn my pancakes. 

no more drowning in my sorrow. 

with my chin held up there's always better luck

tomorrow. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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WHY DIDN'T I FIND THIS SOONER!!!

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Bracha

 

Home is behind, the world ahead, and there are many paths to tread.

Through shadows to the edge of night, until the stars are all alight.

 

 

 

 

 

                                                         

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These are great! How did I not find this sooner... 

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                KEY   

 You think that I'm okay but I'm just hiding behind a smile  

 We'll get through this 

Twice as strong 

Still alive 

 

#SPAT