ADVICE # 1
ok, so here is today's randomness
If an optimist had his left arm chewed off by an alligator, he might say, in a pleasant and hopeful voice, "Well this isn't so bad. i don't have my left arm any more, but at least nobody will ever ask me whether i am left handed or right handed," but most of us would say something more along the lines of "Aaaaah! My arm! My arm!"
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