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Branch: Lucian

Ok I'm not counting anymore either. XD

#?- Shove a bucket over your head and walk around while making zombie noises.

#?- Shove buckets over other people's heads.

#?- Pretend to be a checker and charge everyone $2 for everything instead of $1. 

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My name is Devin and I like Narwhals

 

Lucian AMBASSADOR 

Quin Winterdagger and Freja the Penguin

 

"INCONCEIVABLE!"

 

"We'll need grit, spit, and a whole lotta duct tape."

 

#BRIT-FUFF-FUFF #VOLDYIAN 

 

NARWHALS RULE THE WORLD!!!

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Branch: Janus

#? Repeatedly ask the same employee random questions.

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Reese

 

Be daring, be different, be impractical, be anything that will assert integrity of purpose and imaginative vision against the play-it-safers, the creatures of the commonplace.

 

#TeamBiancaandPetra

#IChooseHappy

 

家族

 

These wings are made to fly.

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aka AdorableAlliance2

Branch: Ekaterina

Aww, mine didn't show. And I had some really good ones, too. 

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I have left the forums forever. I'll miss everybody. Goodbye. :(

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Branch: Janus

Go to the intercom and sing Whip Nae nae while doing THE REAL DANCE!!!

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#FACTOID FRIDAY

 

 

!Stampycat Fan and TDM Fan!

 

 I'm an Arcade master! Take that, Jedi Scum!-Fire 

 

 BOOYAHKASHA!!!

 

 Luke Skywalker

 

MLG BRO!

 

#Like A Boss

 

 

 

 

 

-sniff- # Never Pick A Dandelion...

 

 

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magicmummy11

Branch: Janus

Number no one's counting anymore: Go to the intercom and say "GUESS WHAT? DID YOU KNOW THAT I FOUND SOMETHING FOR ONLY ONE DOLLAR!?!?!?"

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agentpizza12

aka PenguinOrange2

Branch: Janus

Number i-don't-give-a-potato: Hide out in the bathroom until the last employee leaves and then wreck the place.

 

 

 

 

That might be taking it a bit too far.......

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Josh!

I AM THE LORD OF ALL MEMES!!! BOW DOWN BEFORE ME!!!

#getrekt  #2mlg4u  #thisisgettingold

^See that Comic Sans? I used it ironically. ONLY IRONICALLY.

"I'm not a psychopath, Anderson, I'm a high-functioning sociopath."--Sherlock Holmes

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cobrahurricane180

Branch: Janus

Grab those foam swords and sing "Livin La Vida Loca".

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#FACTOID FRIDAY

 

 

!Stampycat Fan and TDM Fan!

 

 I'm an Arcade master! Take that, Jedi Scum!-Fire 

 

 BOOYAHKASHA!!!

 

 Luke Skywalker

 

MLG BRO!

 

#Like A Boss

 

 

 

 

 

-sniff- # Never Pick A Dandelion...

 

 

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elfcrest7

aka ExpertDecoding17

Branch: Ekaterina

Ask about their 50% off sale. 

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Rebooting Sig in 3...2...

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agentpizza12

aka PenguinOrange2

Branch: Janus

Ask an employee if you can buy their soul for a dollar.

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Josh!

I AM THE LORD OF ALL MEMES!!! BOW DOWN BEFORE ME!!!

#getrekt  #2mlg4u  #thisisgettingold

^See that Comic Sans? I used it ironically. ONLY IRONICALLY.

"I'm not a psychopath, Anderson, I'm a high-functioning sociopath."--Sherlock Holmes

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analyzingdragon340

Branch: Janus

Hack into the intercom and and keep screaming into it at the top of your lungs

 

Steal a baseball bat and hit customers on the head with it

 

Run around screaming:

RUN!!! THE BOSS IS A ZOMBIE!!!

 

Block the WO in women's for the bathroom sign

 

Ask the customers really uncomfortable personal questions in front of their kids. 

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COOKIE!

CROOK!

 

I believe in magic and I'm not afraid to say it

 

Choose Kindness

 

A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies, the man who never reads lives only one.

- George R. R. Martin

 

#Together

#Remeber

#PrayForPEACE

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wrestlingdragon143

Branch: Ekaterina

take down bathroom sigh and write employs only.

 

ask to purchase the planet for 1$.

 

chane the price tags on all the pillows to 2$.

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Nike

Never dies

intelligent

kingston is my

ego

 

King of machine guns

is awesome

night is awesome

grass is not cool

super machine guns rule

turnip bomb

oh my god i'm a

non pacifist

 #britfufffuff(no actual fuff fuff was harmed during the making of this sig.)

 

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Branch: Ekaterina

go to the entrance and write the 2 dolor tree

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Nike

Never dies

intelligent

kingston is my

ego

 

King of machine guns

is awesome

night is awesome

grass is not cool

super machine guns rule

turnip bomb

oh my god i'm a

non pacifist

 #britfufffuff(no actual fuff fuff was harmed during the making of this sig.)

 

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elfcrest7

aka ExpertDecoding17

Branch: Ekaterina

Keep asking employees how much stuff is.

 

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Rebooting Sig in 3...2...

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aka AdorableAlliance2

Branch: Ekaterina

Number IDK (I don't know if this has been done) Go to the cash register and pretend to be an employee, charging someone one google (One Google has one hundred zeros) for one item.

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I have left the forums forever. I'll miss everybody. Goodbye. :(

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aka ExpertDecoding17

Branch: Ekaterina

Ask where the clearance section is! (I love this thread!)

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Rebooting Sig in 3...2...

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Branch: Janus

Graffiti the door that says, "DOLLAR TREE SUX!"

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#FACTOID FRIDAY

 

 

!Stampycat Fan and TDM Fan!

 

 I'm an Arcade master! Take that, Jedi Scum!-Fire 

 

 BOOYAHKASHA!!!

 

 Luke Skywalker

 

MLG BRO!

 

#Like A Boss

 

 

 

 

 

-sniff- # Never Pick A Dandelion...

 

 

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elfcrest7

aka ExpertDecoding17

Branch: Ekaterina

Loudly complain that everything is too expensive. GO to the cash register with 75 cents

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Rebooting Sig in 3...2...

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Branch: Janus

Go to the bathroom (LADIES) and yell, "APOCALYPSE!!!"

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#FACTOID FRIDAY

 

 

!Stampycat Fan and TDM Fan!

 

 I'm an Arcade master! Take that, Jedi Scum!-Fire 

 

 BOOYAHKASHA!!!

 

 Luke Skywalker

 

MLG BRO!

 

#Like A Boss

 

 

 

 

 

-sniff- # Never Pick A Dandelion...

 

 

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Branch: Lucian

Ask is this 99 cents

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GUESS WHAT??

I'M CHRISTIAN

IF YOU KNEW THAT, NICE TO MEET YOU. IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW, YOU'RE 37,219 YEARS LATE.

 

 

I Love You Megan!

 

 

My sister is crazy

 

 

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cobrahurricane180

Branch: Janus

Employee- Can I help you?

Me- Are you an organ donor?

E- Dunno

M- Can I buy your kidneys for a dollar?

 

 

tHIS is iN InvIsIBLe InK

 

 

LOLLLLL!!!!!!

 

 

 

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#FACTOID FRIDAY

 

 

!Stampycat Fan and TDM Fan!

 

 I'm an Arcade master! Take that, Jedi Scum!-Fire 

 

 BOOYAHKASHA!!!

 

 Luke Skywalker

 

MLG BRO!

 

#Like A Boss

 

 

 

 

 

-sniff- # Never Pick A Dandelion...

 

 

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magicmummy11

Branch: Janus

Yell:
WHERES THE BATHROOM?!?!

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analyzingdragon340

Branch: Janus

??? - Bring a paintball gun

 

??? - Loudly shush everyone who even makes the slightest noise

 

??? - Set off the fire alarm

 

??? - Slap a toddler in the face

 

??? - Throw a tantrum because something is too expensive and IT'S SO UNFAIR!

 

??? - Cover the entire floor in whoopie cushions that you stole from the store

 

??? - Take the STAPLES button that says,"That was easy!" and hit it repeatedly. Then yell at the top of your lungs,"GO TO STAPLES! STAPLES RUUUUUULES!"

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COOKIE!

CROOK!

 

I believe in magic and I'm not afraid to say it

 

Choose Kindness

 

A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies, the man who never reads lives only one.

- George R. R. Martin

 

#Together

#Remeber

#PrayForPEACE

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hungrycat1

aka GoldZephyr2

Branch: Janus

Number OVER 9000!: Ask the price of everything

 

Number T: Pay with a $100 bill. Then request your change in pennies.

 

Number ▲: Hide some portable speakers throughout the store and play "Thrift Shop" as loudly as possible..

 

Number Pineapple: Ask when they're going to have a sale

 

 

 

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It's the nature of time that the old ways must give in

 

It's the nature of time that the new ways comes in sin

 

When the new meets the old, it always ends the ancient ways

 

And as history told, the old ways go out in a blaze

 

 

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agentpizza12

aka PenguinOrange2

Branch: Janus

Marshall: "Number ▲"???\

 

 

ILLLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII [le gasp] CONFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Josh!

I AM THE LORD OF ALL MEMES!!! BOW DOWN BEFORE ME!!!

#getrekt  #2mlg4u  #thisisgettingold

^See that Comic Sans? I used it ironically. ONLY IRONICALLY.

"I'm not a psychopath, Anderson, I'm a high-functioning sociopath."--Sherlock Holmes

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Branch: Janus

OOOOOHHHHH!!!  ▲ ▲ ▲ ▲ ▲ ▲ ▲ ▲ ▲ ▲

 

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Branch: Janus

Number ??? 

Ask if it's free. Then go to the register and say it was free. If they say it's dump it on someoneshead

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Branch: Ekaterina

?)Bring a portable stove and start cooking. (IDK, I've never been...XD)

 

?)Pay for all your stuff with a penny.

 

?)Take the cash register and start pinning the money to a tree XD

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My heart beats for the one who created it

                                

He is the poemnever dared to write

 

~Rene s a Living Cliche

 

 

                    

 

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Branch: Ekaterina

#5,011(Or something like that) Ask where Five and Below is (I actually did this once)

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I'M BACK

or not

I apologize 

I'm very erratic with posting, though I'll try my hardest

But any which way, I'm Maddie

~A Mess Both On and Off the Forums~

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Branch: Ekaterina

This doesnt really have much to do with the subject, but once i called pizza hut and asked for another pizza places number. 

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Ellie

 

Proud Catholic

 

#LeaveYourMark

 

Hope

Is the little voice that whispers

"Maybe"

When the rest of the world is screaming

"No!"

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Branch: Ekaterina

Rofl, XD

 

?) Grab cereal boxes, pour them all over the floor then tell the janitor he missed a spot.

 

?) Play vegie tale songs as loud as the volume goes then ask the the cashier for a hamburger.

 

?) Play football in the middle of the store then claim to had made a mistake and hit a window...luckily it was a bullet proof window so the football bounced of and hit the cashier in the nose O_o

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My heart beats for the one who created it

                                

He is the poemnever dared to write

 

~Rene s a Living Cliche

 

 

                    

 

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Branch: Janus

I Atcully counted you guys made it up to 105 :D

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Don't look at someone and cry about it, Look at someone and make something happen

Diya 

Crystal 

Brooke 

Eva 

Fern

Cynthia

George 

              

"wear your crown right"

 

"DONT BE NEGATIVE!"

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Branch: Janus

106. Scream OMG YOU GUYS ARE SUCH A FRAUD IT SAYS $100!!! $100!!!!!! THEYRE A FRAUUUD! And then look and it actually said $1.00...

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Branch: Janus

#: Buy a stress ball and throw it around until it breaks

#Cake: Buy a pillow and give them a penny

#Fantage: Color over the dollar and replace it with penny, making it Penny Tree

#Pinapple 2: Bring Kevin and Bob the minions in and let Kevin roam free and put Bob in the bathroom and let Kevin go to the intercom and yell "Bob!"

 

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Carina Foxy William Marley Jane Ellie Mac Piper

"You can only achieve things if they are greater than you expect." -Carina

"The book of life can't close, even if you are dead." -Jane

"Love is richer than $1000000." -Mac

 

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Branch: Janus

#110: Eat a pillow and then call the pizza place and say that they should put feathers on they're pizza. Then, order some and sell it for a hundred dollars

#111: Buy everyone's soul for a dollar then tell the clerk and he says it's $99

#112: Eat every single bit of ice-cream and drink all the Gatorade and yell "You missed the Hogwarts feast!" everytime someone walks by

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"You can only achieve things if they are greater than you expect." -Carina

"The book of life can't close, even if you are dead." -Jane

"Love is richer than $1000000." -Mac

 

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Branch: Janus

#113: Keep playing Nyan Cat song over and over

#114: Tell all of the emplotee's that their boss said that they are fired

#115: Yell that the top of your lungs "THE POICE ARE COMING, HID THE CASH JOE!!!"

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jade.

 

Stay strong, my lovelies. "Never say Goodbye. Because saying goodbye means going away and going away means forgetting" So this is just I'll see you people later. Maybe in real life one day:)

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Branch: Janus

Lol

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My Name Is Winter uwu

 

PROUSLYTHERIN            

 

 

ARMY

WIZONE

BLINK

ORBIT

AHGASE

MOOMOO

NCTZEN

ONCE

REVULUV

STAY

IKONIC

V.I.P

SONE

:)))))

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Branch: Janus

I ment Police

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Stay strong, my lovelies. "Never say Goodbye. Because saying goodbye means going away and going away means forgetting" So this is just I'll see you people later. Maybe in real life one day:)

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Branch: Janus

I was at Dollar Tree the other day and the first one, I did.

 

#116. Juggle the Magic Towels (When you put the crunched-up towel squares in water, the unravel)

#117. Walk up to the manager and say "The calculators aren't usable."

#118. Find something for 69  cents and make it $69

#119. Use a calculator while it's still in the packaging (I did this!)

#120 (Yay!). Grab a foam sword and hit the cotton candy

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Carina Foxy William Marley Jane Ellie Mac Piper

"You can only achieve things if they are greater than you expect." -Carina

"The book of life can't close, even if you are dead." -Jane

"Love is richer than $1000000." -Mac

 

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Branch: Ekaterina

BOOKMARK FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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Christina 

#QuizBowl

#Nationals2017

WANDERLUST

NERD AND PROUD OF IT

 "Oh, darling, when will you learn? Everything is fabulous in my world."

 ~Me

 

                            

                              

 

 

 

 

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Branch: Ekaterina

120. Run around yelling, "Mommy!" Then hug a person at the cash register(preferrably a man) and say, "Mommy!"

 

121. Throw candy to the floor, stomp on it, and say, "This store has poor quality! Let's destroy it!"

 

122. Look at an employee's name tag, push down a shelf, and say, "(insert name), why did you DO that?!" really loud.

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THE WINSTON

 

Give it up, y'all!

 

Whew! I'm awesome!

 

The only way to eat the cake is to reach up and earn it. -Winston

 

Cahill, Greencloak, Hystorian, Tombquester, Special, and Horizoner.

 

#WeAreFamily

#WACKED!

When you are down, know you can only go up.