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36. Never try to make Ian climb onto the roof to kill a chicken.
So, we started round two. I had Hamilton grab Amy's quartet and we were off to the backyard.
"Okay. Round two is Evan and Ian. You guys will have to make a perfect meal as your challenge. Good luck!"
"But Mum always hired a cook or whatever to do that for us," Ian whined.
"Shut it, Cobra," Ham said. "If you don't, Evan's dish will be deep-fried Ian."
"I cannot bear the thought of that American oil," he shuddered.
"You have two hours, starting now! Oh, and did I mention you have to include meat, but also butcher your own. Have fun!"
Evan smiled. "No problem. My dad's a butcher."
"Too bad your dad is a psychopath maniac, Ian," Ham smirked.
But Ian and Evan ran off without a word.
Evan was able to catch some fish. However, his fish all slipped back into the water. Ian pointed and laughed.
Then it was Ian's turn to get his meat. He set down the box with the live chicken in it.
"How unsanitary," he said.
"You do realize that your precious scrambled eggs come from a chicken, right?" Evan said.
Ian fainted. His chicken ran away. So when Ian woke up, he had to chase it around. Also, he kept running into bushes.
The chicken flew up onto a roof. Ian screamed. "AHHHH!!! It can fly!!!"
Jake started laughing.
Kurt screamed. Everyone stared at Kurt.
Ian gritted his teeth and began scailing the gutterpipe.
Have you ever seen an uppity British guy trying to climb a gutterpipe onto a 4-story mansion so he can butcher a chicken so his girlfriend will be impressed?
Let me tell you, it isn't very impressive.
The chicken walked over and pecked his shoe. Ian screamed and fell off the roof into a bush.
When we pulled him out, he spit out a pinecone and said, "I'm making tofu."