35. Never try to all have the same girlfriend.
So I was just sitting around minding my own buisness, when suddenly I had an idea.
"Natalie! Want to have some fun?"
"Daniel, last time you said that I ended up duct-taped to the top of a bridge."
"Oh. Yeah. Sorry 'bout that. Anyways, here's the plan..."
Later that day, Amy was talking to Nellie.
"You know, Nellie, Dan is a pretty nice younger brother. We have our ups and downs, but--Kurt?! What are you doing in our pantry?!?!"
"Oh hi, Amy. Dan invited me up for a couple weeks. He said something about a your boyfriends?"
Nellie blinked. "That'd be Dan. HEY WAIT YOU'RE EATING ALL MY NUTMEG STIRFRY!!!"
"Dan said to help myself to anything in the pantry..."
"I hate my life!" Amy screamed, and started running out of the kitchen. But she collided with Jake and went down hard.
"Jake? What are you doing here?"
"Dan said that Atticus and I were invited up for a couple weeks. Something about you boyfriends?"
Amy stared from Jake to Nellie to Kurt. "Dan is in SO MUCH trouble..."
"This is gonna be fun, though," Nellie smirked.
"Well I'm leaving," she said. But as soon as she stood up, Ian knocked her over as he began screaming in Jake's face: "HA! I have an Epi-pen!"
"Where did you come from?" she screamed.
"Dan invited me to come for two weeks. Something about your boyfriends?"
Just then the doorbell rang. I darted over. "Evan's here!!!"
Amy fainted and Ian called 911 and asked for another Epi-pen.