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Dan's POV

1.  Never wake anyone up before 9 AM.

"HEY EVERYONE WAKE UP!!!"

Silence in the hallway.

I grabbed my megaphone.  "WAKE UP NOW!!!!"

Nothing.

Then I set down the megaphone and said in a calm voice, "I found a clue."

Immediately everyone came flying from their rooms into the hallway.

Natalie was holding her dart gun in one hand, teddy bear in the other, the Starlings were adapting a fighting stance, Hamilton was holding two baseball bats, and Alistair was wielding his cane.

I blinked.  "Who wants breakfast?"

Suddenly it felt prudent to turn and run away...

 

2.  Never forget to separate the darks and the lights in the washing machine.

"Daniel Arthur Cahill!  This dress cost $6000 and it's ruined!"

"It's Dan.  D-A-N!"

"And now my suit is pink?!  You'll be getting the bill!"

I snickered.  "You forget that I'm richer than you...I can afford it..."

 

3.  Never remind the Kabras that you are richer than them.

"Dan!  What happened?!  How many poisons did they use on you?!"

"Um...all of them?"

 

4.  Never try and help Sinead in her lab.

"Perfect.  Thanks for your help, Dan!  Nellie said she really needed this cleaning agent to help her remove crusty eggs."

"Wait WHAT?!  I'm gonna have to eat stuff that touched what we just made?!"

"Probably, why?"

"Um...well...I may have made some modifications to your recipie..."

 

5.  Never tell Jonah that his music sucks (even if it does).

Hamilton and Jonah are chilling in the lounge, listening to Jonah's music.

"You sound like a girl, dude."

"Really?  Thanks.  I always wanted to sound like Miley Cyrus."

*Hamilton starts choking*  "WHAT?!  She's horrible!"

*Jonah's lips tarts to quiver*  "M-mommy!!!  Hammy was mean to my girlfriend!"  *Runs out*

"You're dating WHO?!"

 

6.  Never agree to help plan the annual Cahill reunion.

"Hey, Dan?"

"What?"

"Can you add Jake to the guest list for the Cahill reunion next week?"

I smirk.  "Okay, Amy...whatever you say..."

One week later

"YOU NEVER TOLD ME ALISTAIR WAS HOSTING!!" Amy fainted.

"Who is he?"

I pretended not to care.  "Oh, Jake is Amy's boyfriend.

Did you know that Ian is allergic to two things?  Cats and the word 'Jake'.  Because he went into anaphylactic shock after I said his name.  Who knew?

 

 

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"Oh, you fool

There are rules

I am coming for you

You can run,

But you can't be saved..."

-Yawning Grave, Lord Huron

 

MINIORITY GROUPS MATTER. 

 

HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US.

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7.  Never tell anyone what Hamilton does at midnight.

"Ham, do you watch My Little Ponies at midnight?"

"No, why?"

"Okay, just checking."

Midnight

"Used to wonder what friendship could be, now that you all shared it's magic with ME!"

"Hamilton?  Why are you wearing Pinkie Pie pajamas and holding a Pinkie Pie stuffed animal and jumping on the couch while singing the theme song to My Little Ponies and watching the show?  And is that Ian behind the couch?  And Jonah under the coffee table?  This video is so going on Youtube.  Oh-oh.  Better run."

I lock myself in my room and post the video.  I'm rewatching it when the door breaks down...uh-oh...

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(Amy's POV)

8.  Never give Dan (or anyone) Skittles.

"SUGAR RUSH SUGAR RUSH AAAAUUUUUGGGHHHHH SUGAR RUSH!!  MAGICAL UNICORNS ARE GONNA KILL US!!!"

Sinead ran in and dumped an entire bag of skittles into her mouth.

"TASTE THE RAINBOWWWW!!!" she screamed.  Then she grabbed Jonah and stuffed a full bag of skittles down his throat and then they began to dance like mad.

"BRO!"  Jonah yelled.  "MAGICAL RAINBOWS AND HAPPINESS AND SKITTLES, BRO!"

"Hey, are you hitting on my girlfriend?"  Hamilton demanded.

Ian stuffed a bag of skittles into Hamilton's mouth.

"JONAHHHH BE MY HOMIE!" Hamilton was running like a sailor on land. 

Natalie was shooting every with her marshmellow (erm, dart) gun and dancing with Dan now.  Ian tripped and sent Tend and Ned sprawling onto the floor.  He started singing.  Jonah started screaming about duets.

"LET'S CALL THE SKITTLES MAN!"  Dan screamed.

I locked myself in the closet.

Ten minutes later, the skittles man was running for his life as the candy-crazed-Cahills danced in the 'rain' of hail outdoors.

Madison and Reagan were running around beating up trees for some reason.  Ian was now declaring himself 'king of the cottonballs'  and trying to fly off the roof.  Hamilton and Sinead and Jonah were playing ring-around-the-rosie.  And I don't even know what Dan and Natalie were doing...

I decided to live in the closet.

 

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"Because He lives I can face tomorrow

Because He lives all fear is gone

Because I know He holds the future

And life is worth the living just because He lives"

 

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Call my name and save me from the dark

Bid my blood to run

Before I come undone

Save me from the nothing I've become

 

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Lolz :-)

 

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"What if I fall?"

"Oh darling, what if you fly?"

 

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Dan's POV

9.  Never record Cahills singing in the shower and then posting it on Youtube.

Jonah singing

"MilEYYYY....be my homIEEEE...

Sinead singing

"Pi eeeeeeequals THREE POINT ONE FOUR ONE FIVE NINE TWO SIX FIVEEEEEE....Hammy-ton, hammy-ton, won't you be my hammy-ton, giddyup giddyup giddyup WHOA!  My hammy-ton..."

Amy singing

"I knew you were trouble when you walked innnn...."

Ian singing

*Starts humming Mozart and then some wierd punk rock band*

Need I say more?  Anyways, it was a hit on Youtube.  Until the family saw it....

 

 

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Remember Infinity Ring

 

Remember Emerald

 

"See the world not as it is, but as it should be."

 

"The two hardest things to say in life are hello for the first time and goodbye for the last."

 

Thanks for the memories. I'll miss you all.

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10.  Never play truth or dare with the Cahills.

"Who wants to go first?"

Natalie smirked.  "I'll go first.  Kabras always go first."  She paused.  "Ted--Truth or Dare?"

"Truth..."

"DON'T CALL HIM A BABY BECAUSE HE SAID TRUTH!"  Sinead raged.

"Um--"

"JUST BECAUSE HE CAN'T SEE AND SOMETIMES WALKS INTO WALLS AND STUFF DOESN'T MEAN HE'S SCARED!"

"Er--"

"HE ISN'T A BABY!  HE'S ALMOST A MAN!"

"Chill, Sinead.  I say truth all the time."  Natalie flipped her hair.  "Who do you hate most in this room?"

Ted paused.  "Um...Justin Bieber?"

"Justin Bieber isn't in the room, Ted."

"Yes I am!"

"I could tell based on his footsteps,"  Ted explained as Natalie practically fell to JB's feet.

"EWW!"  Dan screamed.

Hamilton picked JB up and threw him into the flowerbed outside.  "You turn, Ted."

"HOW DARE YOU!!!" screamed Natalie.

Ham sighed.

"Nellie, truth or dare?"

"Dare."

Ted paused.  "I dare you to go outside and ask JB to eat unicorn poop."

"WHAT?"

Ted shrugged.  "Rules are rules."

Nellie disappeared.

"I'll take her turn," I volunteered.  "Amy, truth or dare?"

"Uh...dare."

"I dare you to call Jake and put him on speaker, but don't tell him he's on speaker."

Amy shrugged.  "What's so bad about that?"

 I motioned everyone to be quiet as Amy dialed Jake's number.

"Hi?"

"Oh hi, Jake."

"I was meaning to call you!  Want to go out boating again tonight?"

Ian mouthed the work "again?"  to me, and I just smiled innocently.

"Oh...uh..."  Amy's face was turning shades of red.  Very strange shades of red indeed.

"I'm sorry about how we didn't get to--"

Unfortunately, due to Jake, Amy, and Ian all trying to sue me, this next part has been removed from the YouTube video.  But it involves Ian being allergic to a new word--kiss.

 

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11. NEVER. UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. GIVE SINEAD BUBBLEWRAP. The last bubblewrap massacre involved many lost days of research, entire rooms (including the asleep people in them) wrapped and covered in bubblewrap, and a large static problem.

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Time Lord, Demigod,

 

Cahill, Ekat, 

 

Writer, Gamer,

 

Annoying Newbie And All Out Crazy Person!

 

"Y'know what just don't blow anything up." -Me in any situation ever.

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Dragane

SHADESLAYER

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ⓦⓞ 

Hobbit In Disguis

DragonChaser and Rider For 402 years 

CH-BSPQR

Archer

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YourMomChoseLife!:D

"Aperson is a person no matter how small"DrSeuss

 

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12.  Never let the Holts run an exercise camp.

"ALL RIGHT, TEAM!"  Reagan screamed.  "We want Y-O-U to really throw some good'oll Tomas EFFORT into these pushups! Dropn' give me eighty!"

Sinead dropped--literally--into a faint.

So did Natalie.

"I think she's faking it," I heard Ned tell Ted.

So I decided to follow her example.  However, when the Holts found out, they gave me an 'energy snack' to boost my metabolisim.

And guess what?

It was a bag of skittles.

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13.  Never try to order pizza.

"Hi pizza man.  We'd like twelve pizzas--"

"No, thirteen!"

"Eleven!"

"Six!"

"None, I hate pizza!"

"UGH!  Twelve large pizzas--"

"NO!  Medium!"

"Small!"

"Extra large!"

"Twelve large pizzas, with stuffed crust--"

"EWW!  I hate stuffed crust!"

"Yo, Nat, stuffed crust is da bomb!"

"Don't use your funny talk with me, music boy."
"Fine.  Twelve pizzas with stuffed crust and extra sauce--"

"No, light sauce!"

"Normal sauce!"

"Tell them to use the whole jar on one pizza!"

"Twelve pizzas with stuffed crust and extra sauce.  For toppings, we want cheese--"

"I hate cheese!"

"I love cheese!"

"I'm lactose intollerant!"

"Pick your cheese off!"

"Yo, cheese is da bomb!"

"Shut up, Jonah."

"Twelve pizzas with stuffed crust and extra sauce with cheese and pepperoni--"

"I hate pepperoni, it's too spicy!"

"Pepperoni is great, tell them to add extra!"

"Tell them to put it above the cheese so I can pick it off."

"No, underneath, so that it will melt!

"I'll have whatever everyone else wants..."

"You're always so agreeable, love."

"Don't call me that!"

"Sure, love."

"Ooo, a fight!"

"Be quiet, Ham!  We are NOT fighting!"

"Yes we are..."

"UGH!  Twelve pizzas with stuffed crust and extra sauce with cheese and pepperoni and mushrooms--"

"Mushrooms give you pimples!"

"No they don't, Nat.  Tough it up, yo?"

"I don't want calluses!"

"Twelve pizzas with stuffed crust and extra sauce with cheese and pepperoni and mushrooms and anchovies--"

"YUCK!"

"What's an anchovy?"

"A litte dead fish."

"Cool!  Can I dissect it?"

"NO!"

"Twelve pizzas with stuffed crust and extra sauce with cheese and pepperoni and mushrooms and--UGH JUST PUT EVERYTHING YOU HAVE ON IT OKAY?!"

Everyone:  "WHAT?  DANNNNN!"

(Or in Natalie's case, "DANIELLLL!")

I ran upstairs and locked myself in my room. 

When the pizza was delivered, I accepted the delivery and then ran up to my room with the loot.

The poor pizza stared at the people making background noise.

"Don't call me love!"

"I can say what I want."

"Yo, this is--"

"SHUT UP JONAH!"

"But I WANNA DISSECT AN ANCHOVY!!"

"They only have eighteen toppings?  Culinary school was so much better."

Ten hours later they realized the pizza had never arrived.

They found me just finishing the last slice.

So then we had to order twelve pizzas all over again...

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Time Lady

Proud Atheist.

Team Free Will.

Bow Ties are Cool.

Always Keep Fighting.

Keep Calm And Love CALM.

We Were Born To Make History.

It's  Not A Secret That I'm Just A Reject.

Stay Insane.

 

 

 

 

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Proud Christian

 

God #1

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I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!

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"Alas! They had been friends in youth but whispering tongues can poison truth." Coleridge

 

"Just remember: the past is history, the future's a mystery and today's a gift. That's why they call it the present."

 

Maxi

 

#NoMoreCancer

 

 

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14.  Never show them what fanfictions are.

Cahill residence.

Amy checked her email.

One was titled 'Fanfictions!'

She clicked it, curious.  Inside was a link to a website and a message.

"Hey!  Guess what!  There's a fanfiction site with stores about US!!!"

"Cool!"  Amy clicked the link and began to read.

"Hey, Dan?"

"Yeah?"  I shouted back.

"What's a Hamead?"

"Oh, it's a romance fanfic where Hamilton and Sinead like each other."

"Okay."

"Hey, Dan?"

"Yeah?"

"What's a Tedison?"

"Ted and Madison."

"What's a Natan?"

"Me and--"  I gagged "--Cobra."

Amy giggled.  She laughed so hard that she fell off her chair.  "There are 541 stories about you guys!"  she laughed.

I narrowed my eyes, marched over, and thrust her back upright.  I pointed to a particular word on the screen.  "Read what it says."

"Jamy.  Now what does that mean?"

I sigh.  "Jake and Amy, you idiot..."

"1,238 hits!"  Amy blushes.

I point again.

"Evamy?"

"Evan and Amy, you doofus...are you just pretending to be anti-smart?  But there's 2,564 hits.  More than Jake!"

"If that's all, I'll be going..."

"NO!"  I shout, pushing her back into the chair.  "I saved the best for last..."

"What on earth does Amian...."  then the realization sunk in.

"DANIEL ARTHUR CAHILL!"

I smile inncoently.  "Only 6,842 hits, dearest sister."

"You had better not send this to anyone else, or you're dead."

"Trust me, I won't."

"Whew!"

I smile.  "I already did."

Amy considered this, and then fainted.

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It makes me so happy to see that there are people actually READING this!!  Thank you from the bottom of my heart! ♥

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15) Never play on the Wii together.

 

 "Ian, where are you hiding with that Wii?" Sinead shouted. Everyone glanced down at their phones, which had just received a message from Ian saying, You'll never find me! I will never let you take the Wii! I must play Fire Emblem and other strategy games!

 

  Sinead smirked. "Ian, you do realize I can trace your texts, right?" She cooed as she opened the door to Hidden Bunker One, where Ian was, true to his word, playing Fire Emblem. She threw a cashmere sweater into the corner. Ian dived after the sweater, and began slowly and precisely putting it on, giving Snead time to take the Wii.

 

  "Alright, everyone!" She called, bringing the Wii upstairs. "Let's get to work programming the Higgs-Boson simulation!"

 

  "WHAT?! NO!" was the collective cry from kitchen where just a second earlier, everyone had been fighting over Doritos. Sinead wasted no time in setting up booby traps to prevent anyone else from taking the Wii for their own purposes.

 

  Hamilton charged through regardless, accidentally pushing Sinead through the wall. He immediately set up Wii Sports.

 

  "Yo, really? I wanted to play some Just Dance! The newest version even has one of my songs on it!" Jonah griped, walking up. "Hey, dag, wanna rap battle for the Wii?" He reached for the Wii.

 

  Hamilton wrenched it out of his hands, accidentally shattering it into a million pieces in the process.

 

  "Remind me to never try playing Mario Party with the family again,"Dan sighed.

 

  Amy just rolled her eyes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here...is...an...egg!

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"Just remember: the past is history, the future's a mystery and today's a gift. That's why they call it the present."

 

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I promise to post more in ten hours!  Start counting ;)

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FAMILY IS THE MOST IMPORTANT

DAUGHTER OF ATHENA

TRUE JANUS TO THE CORE

TAUROS IS MY ZODIAC

 

 

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pretending to not feel alone ~

 

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THAT.WAS.HILARIOUS!!!!

 

Lol. It was great. can't wait for the rest. I can totally imagine this happening. XD

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Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the Light Albus Dumbledore

 

 

 You're strong enough to make your own path.

 

 

 

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16.  Never tell Jonah that there's an angry army of fangirls outside.

"AHH!  AHH!  AHHHHH!"  Jonah ran down the stairs screaming and into the basement.

"Should we just lock him in there?"  Natalie whispered.

"Hmmm..." I smirked.  "Actually, Nat, I have an idea."

We told Hamilton that Pinkie Pie was living our basement.

We told Amy that there was a bomb drill.

We told Sinead that Hamilton needed Pancreaticoduodenectomy (whatever that is) and that he needed it right away in the basement.

We told Ned and Ted that we bought a particle accelerator thingy and set it up in our basement.

We told Ian that if he didn't go into the basement, we'd post pictures of his pink pajamas on Facebook.

We told Madison and Reagan that there were a bunch of kids to beat up in our basement.

And then we threw some water bottles and pizza down the stairs and locked the door.

"We'll let you guys out in the morning!"  I shouted.

The next morning

The next day we found Jonah crying in the corner, Hamilton looking (and calling) for Pinkie Pie, Amy fainting from terror, Sinead trying to pin Hamilton down and cut him with her scapel, Ned and Ted trying to find the particle accelerator, Ian freaking out about Facebook (we'd posted the pictures anyways), and Madison and Reagan beating clothes hampers in leiu of little children.

"Hey guys, how was your night?"

No reply.

"Guys, you were stuck down here for like 12 hours when we locked the door!"

"We were?"

"Uh, actually not...heh-heh..."

Let's just say that Natalie and I were grounded for a very, very long time....

 

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That was actually closer to 7 hours--yay!

I will post more about 24 hours from now.  Maybe less.

Again, THANK YOU to anyone and everyone reading this!  I know everyone is OOC, but it's meant to be funny, not thought-provoking. 

My goal is to eventually write 100 of these.  After that, who knows?  Maybe I'll write 200!  If you have any ideas for posts, just say so. 

-Xena

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Ermm...What's OOC?

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Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the Light Albus Dumbledore

 

 

 You're strong enough to make your own path.

 

 

 

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Out Of Character ;)

 

17.  Never play April Fools Day jokes on anyone in the mansion.

Sinead suffered whiplash from the rigged carosel.

Jonah lost his voice from the 'watermelon'.

Natalie is currently in the hospital.

Mr. Buttons is kind of ripped up in pieces.

Ian is suffering emotional trauma (oh, um, Ian, don't look over there, you might go into...anaphylactic shock.  Yeah.  Okay.  Resume story.)

Ian is now in the room across from Natalie in the hospital, but he's also critiquing their sheets.

Ned and Ted are both trying to figure out how I got coolaide into our shower head.  By the way, their heads are red now.

Madison and Reagan are currently up a tree, because I ACCIDENTALLY gave Arnold some sugar and ACCIDENTALLY told him to "Go get 'em, boy!"

Hamilton is in a sewer.  Don't ask.

Amy is talking to Jake.  I guess she doesn't notice the glue in her hair and dye on her clothes.

And me?  I've been pranked back.  By everyone.  I leave the mental pciture to you.

 

 

 

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So sorry--the power keeps going out, as does the internet.  Silly storms.  Expect more tomorrow or the next day.

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Call me Xena.

Amian all the way ;) 

#AmiansHaveHope

Xena Kate is my name, writing is my game.

 

 

 

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No problem!

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"Alas! They had been friends in youth but whispering tongues can poison truth." Coleridge

 

"Just remember: the past is history, the future's a mystery and today's a gift. That's why they call it the present."

 

Maxi

 

#NoMoreCancer

 

 

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18.  Never set all the alarm clocks for 3:39 AM.

BEEP!  BEEP! ZZZT!  ZZZT!  BZZ!   BZZ!  "Dearest Natalie, the time is three-thirty-nine AM."

Everyone came running downstairs  (or staggering sleepily.)

I laughed so hard at everyone's stuffed animals.  Jonah was clutching a stuffed microphone, the Starlings had stuffed beakers, the  twins had stuffed (or maybe real?)  lifting weights, Hamilton had Pinkie Pie, Natalie had a not-so-stuffed dart gun, and Ian had Mr. Buttons, of course.

I laughed and pointed.

Bad idea.

Turns out, the Holts 'stuffed' animals were real.

And so was Natalie's.

Ouch.

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19.Never cast spells.

Yeah... You do not wanna hear why.

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Loki

Mind reader

Prospero

Second personality

Kazam

third personality

 

 

Alter Personalitys.APs

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I LOVE that people are posting their own.  Really!  But would you mind not posting it with a number if you do so I don't mess up my count to 100?  Thanksies


20.  Never start teaching people about football.
"Now, I know that Ham and Madison and Reagan already know about football, but some of you might not know very much already..."
"Of course I know what football is," Ian broke in.  "The rules are fairly simple.  Firstly, you cannot use your hands--"
"Whoa, whoa," I interrupted.  "That's soccer, dude."
"Soccer is when you use your hands--"
"I mean AMERICAN football, Kabra.  Now be quiet and listen to me!"
Ian was quiet.  (Actually, Natalie clamped a hand over his mouth.)
"Thank you.  Now, the object of the game is to take the ball and get it into your end zone.  I won't discuss extra points and field goals yet.  Got it?"
Everyone nodded.
"Good.  We'll start with a simple 5v5.  One quarterback, one wide reciever, one running back, and two linemen."
I divided the participating Cahills into teams.  Team I♥Tacos was composed of Alistair (QB), Jonah (WR), Sinead (RB), and Madison and Reagan (linemen-or linewomen.)  Team EnglandSucksNoItDoesn'tBeQuietKabraBeQuietCahill was made up of Ian (QB), Amy (WR), Natalie, (RB), and Hamilton and Nellie (Linemen/women.)  Ted and Ned were the substitutes.
"All right.  Team I♥Tacos starts with the ball.  Huddle up!"  I commanded.
They huddled.  Literally.
"GET INTO A CIRCLE!"
Finally I got them into position.  Alistair threw the ball.  Jonah made a running leap to catch it.  He promptly ran the wrong way. 
"OTHER WAY, JONAH!"  Team I♥Tacos shouted.  But he didn't listen.  So they chased after him and tackled him.
"You don't tackle a people on your own team!"  I shouted.


Natalie picked up the ball. 

"Run, Natalie, run!"

Natalie sat down and crossed her arms.  "Of course not!"

Since her knee touched the ground, we gave team EnglandSucksNoItDoesn'tBeQuietKabraBeQuietCahill the ball where she had sat down.

Ian threw the ball about four feet.

Sinead scooped it up, but Hamilton simply scooper her up and ran for the end zone.

"TOUCHDOWNNNN!" he bellowed.

"Hamilton Holt, be quiet!  You'll bring Mum right to our--"

"Why, hello, darlings!  I see I'm just in time to help you dispose of--are you playing football?!"

Isabel became my assistant coach.

Team EnglandSucksNoItDoesn'tBeQuietKabraBeQuietCahill punted the ball.  Ian was selected as the kicker.  He kicked the ball about four feet and ran around screaming and hopping on one foot.

"MUMMY, IT HURTS!"  he screamed.

"Too bad you missed that clue in Egypt," I shouted tauntingly.  "There were plenty of mummies then, wasn't there, Alistair?  And Jonah, weren't there crocodiles?  See?  You guys would have fit right--OOF!"

Natalie rammed into me broadside.  I sprawled on the grass.  "Your children are evil," I moaned to
Isabel.  "If they hurt me, we can't play football..."

At the beginning of my sentence, she looked bored.  But by the end, she was viciously pushing Natalie and Ian back.  "GIVE HIM SPACE!"  she screamed.  "That goes for all of you!"

So the game resumed.

Team I♥Tacos had the ball.  Alistair drew back for a basic throw, and collapsed moaning.  "I think i sprained something..."

Ted went in for Alistair.

Ted immediately threw the ball the wrong way.

Ned went in for Ted.

TeamI♥Tacos managed to throw the ball to Jonah.  Jonah ran up the sideline.  Kind of.

Isabel shoved him away from me as he came flashing down the sideline.  Man, that lady can push!  Jonah collapsed.

"Look, Isabel,"  I shouted.  "I don't need your help.  We ended up having all the clues and YOU DIDN'T.  Ha-ha."

That was pretty much the breaking point.

"We had to go to Everest for a clue!"

"Yeah, and Ian fell off Everest."

"And Amy had to save him....HA!"

"Really?  I didn't know that."

"I would have recovered in my own good time....I didn't need help."

"Well excuuuuse me Mister High and Mighty, I didn't see you wearing a jetpack...."

"We designed so many bugs to steal secrets, though...."

"I guess that'd be why you try and kill us so often--because they don't work!"

"That's low!"

So we kinda just fought for awhile.

Typical day.

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Amian all the way ;) 

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Is anyone reading this?  If you are, please just post and let me know...is this worth continuting? 

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Amian all the way ;) 

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Xena Kate is my name, writing is my game.

 

 

 

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21.  Never ask Jonah to help you with anything.

"Hey, Jonah, could you help me move these boxes?"

"Sure, bro."  Jonah picked up a single box.  "Bad for my muscles to strain," he explained.

"Whatever," I shrugged.  "It's better than nothing."

But after about an hour of moving boxes (and Jonah going so incredibly slow that I tripped over him)  I got really annoyed.  But not just because of the boxes.  Because of his singing to 'pass the time!'  (It actually helped time drag on...)

"Boxes man, boxes. 

Crash crash boom boom

Boxes flyin everywhere

Messin up Daniel's hair

Going prettymuchanywhere....

Boxes man, boxes.

Crash crash boom boom

Boxes zippin to the skies

Flashing by everyone's eyes

Going prettymuchanywhere--"

I eventually got so mad I threw a box at him.  Bad idea. 

Did you know that Jonah has an entire security team devoted to protecting his face? 

Jonah got so mad that he went to go see a movie (one of his, of course.)

So while Amy (and Ian and Natalie and Nellie and Phoenix and Ted and Ned and Sinead and Alistair and Hamilton and Reagan and Madison) tried to find enough bail money to get me out, since the bank was closed for the weekend and we don't keep much cash at home 'cause Amy's paranoid like that, Jonah had a nice dinner to himself.

And when I finally got out of jail, I had to finish moving the boxes by myself.  And Jonah kept me company by singing.

But you know what the good part was?

We got the bail money by selling Ian's suits on Ebay.

 

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Hey There Peoples, My Name's liza Your Ordinary

 

Time Lord, Demigod,

 

Cahill, Ekat, 

 

Writer, Gamer,

 

Annoying Newbie And All Out Crazy Person!

 

"Y'know what just don't blow anything up." -Me in any situation ever.

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