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Of course, I still need to write them. Three hours of sleep and nine contest variants... let's see how this goes. *cracks virtual knuckles*

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*spittles* THAT LYRIC. CENTURIES. I FINALLY GOT A LYRIC RIGHT.

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Good luck.

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Veronica

Evan Potter

Maria Juanita

Cara

Charlie

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Wren

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@Chu: Ew. *hands you a kerchief*

 

@Group: Luck has nothing to do with it. :P

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Worst First Sentence Ever (Round 1-2):

 

"All your training has come down to this.

 

Inspired by Readers' Digest, I am launching a contest in which contenders will try to come up with the worst first sentence possible for a story. Something so lame, confusing, and generally cruel that my eyebrows shoot skyward when reading them."

 

My entry:

 

His overlarge, uncharacteristically bloodshot eyeballs stared in semi-vexedness at the shockingly blank Microsoft Word document, trying to squeeze out a better first sentence than this from the tangled grey matter that was the thing commonly called a brain.

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The Craziest Run-on Sentence Ever (Round 4): "If the title confuses you, blame Clair.

 

Against all my ethics and instincts, I have created a contest in which you must write the most horrifying, deplorable, nauseating run-on sentence your twisted minds could possibly contrive. Believe me, this wasn't my choice. My heels just got so sore from being bitten by jackals that I had to give in."

 

My entry:

 

Fergus McFergusson studied the lukewarm, reduced fat haggis on the expensive china plate with the absurdly blue fawns and fairies and whatnot frolicking around the edge and sometimes daring to venture onto the plate proper with some suspicion, guessing that the fat which had been removed from the dish in question was the only nutritional part of his diet, and that this could only mean the untimely intervention of his least favorite great great uncle, who never had liked redundant names and therefore vowed to destroy the poor full-fat-haggis-less boy from the cradle, which showed what a double standard he truly had, for Fergus McFergusson’s great great uncle was named Salamander Pepperjelly III Jr., which is repetitive not only because of the excessive lack of originality on the part of his predecessors, but everyone knows that pepperjelly is secretly made from salamanders, typically the yellow kind, and this was part of the reason why Fergus McFergusson’s facial features registered atypical disgust, for he was usually a marginally polite individual who washed his beard every third Sunday.

 

 

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Worst Last Sentence Ever (Round 3): "The jackals were snapping at my heels once more, so here we go again. Feel free to join, even if you didn't do the first two.

 

The last two rounds were the worst FIRST sentences ever; sentences that would curdle your blood and make you hate the book from the very beginning. This round is the worst LAST sentence ever. I'm looking for endings that leave you so frusterated, clueless, and otherwise empty that you want to go jump in a freezing Scottish lake (egads)."

 

My entry:

 

“Sayonara, suckers!” Jim shouted with exuberance a moment before he got sucked into the propeller.

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Your signature. O___O

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~Oz~

 

"Truly, songs and tales fall utterly short of your stupidness. Err,"

"MY PARDON?"

"Stupendousness! I meant stupendousness, O Smaug the inexpressibly wonderful!"

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Branch: Lucian

Technically, it's Saturday the 14th, but awesomeentries!

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2010-2016 : 6 years as a Cahill

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I posted these in order... *shrugs*

 

@Oz: Don't worry, you don't qualify.

 

@Chai: Nonsense!

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I think I'm going to ignore you until you have the decency to call us by name.

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Charlie

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Today is Friday,
*organ place phantom of the opera in backround*
and it's the 13th,
*lights go out*
MWHAHAHAA
*grins manically*

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Lyss: Sincerely lamented. :P

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~Oz~

 

"Truly, songs and tales fall utterly short of your stupidness. Err,"

"MY PARDON?"

"Stupendousness! I meant stupendousness, O Smaug the inexpressibly wonderful!"

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Lyss: Your imagination is most insanely admirable. [grins]

 

Three hours of sleep?

 

 

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@Group: As you wish.

 

@Oz: If you feel left out, I can always fix that... at least the last line.

 

@99: Thanks. ;)

 

I blame your brother.

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Lyss: Well, #JustBlameOz! Seriously, how did he get his own hastags?!

 

Though, how did you only get three hours of sleep? Just wondering, because that's not much to operate on! 

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Lyss: ...Elucidate. 0_0

 

Is this a random blaming of Oz, or a warranted blaming of Oz?

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~Oz~

 

"Truly, songs and tales fall utterly short of your stupidness. Err,"

"MY PARDON?"

"Stupendousness! I meant stupendousness, O Smaug the inexpressibly wonderful!"

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I think Lyss would change 'Jim' to 'Oz' in her last post.

 

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My band covered the song Centuries... O_O  That's all I can think of now whenever I hear the song.  

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"The person, be it a gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid."

 ~ Jane Austen

                                   

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Branch: Ekaterina

By the way, the whole point of this is to show that I can sink as low as you guys can. *cough*

 

The Worst First Paragraph Ever (Round 5)

 

My entry:

 

As you have probably learned many times at school, the hydrologalogalogalogalooooogic cycle is an acutely dull process involving several horrid steps. Evaporation is when the sun kidnaps water droplets from the earth and brings them up into the sky. This somehow makes them feel superior to the water that remains on land, and they become unbearably pompous. As a result of this, they gather into groups and frown upon the land in a process call condescendation. Once their group becomes very large, the weight of all that frowning is too much for the sky to bear, and the water droplets begin to fall to the earth in a process called pontification. Most people attempt to ward off this deluge of herma nermas with such contraptions as umbrellas, translucent kerchiefs, and automobiles. Houses are occasionally used as well, although these are SIGNIFICANTLY harder to hold above or tie onto one’s head than are the aforementioned items. Every once in a while some fool will try it, and make a big mess. But that’s what reporters are for.

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Lyss: That entry was funny! You'd win the contest!

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That fact was never in question.

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Branch: Ekaterina

The Worst Title Ever (Round 6): "This idea came from Ruby-Rue-sassy-lassy.

 

I'm counting on you all to make the most cringe-worthy book title ever, one that makes you want to throw the book into an erupting volcano upon seeing the title page."

 

My entry:

 

"Rice Cake Crumbs, etc."

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That title is absolutely facinating. I praise your Rice Cake Crumbs prose! :P

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@99: For all you know, it could have been the title of a poetry book and not prose at all.

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*wipes fake tear off eye* That was... inspiring o_o

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#NeverAgain | #SayNoToRacism | #MeToo

"In 2022, who was best man at Dan and Phil's wedding?"

"A terrifying hybrid of of Chris and PJ."

"Correct!"

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Worst Summary Ever (Round 7): "You know the drill. Write me a summary of an imaginary book, a summary so repulsive and gag-inducing that it would make the hair on the toes of a hobbit wither and curl."

 

My entry:

 

I was half asleep when I read this book, so some of the details are a bit foggy, and I’m not quite sure what was part of the story and what was my dream, so I have no idea why they put this on one of Rick Riordan’s book flaps. But I digress. As far as I can tell, this novel involved a military general that owned a pet monkey, simply liked monkeys, or maybe he was a monkey himself. He doesn’t get the girl in the end, because the banana ate her like Aunt Beatrice had warned (although there was no mention of said banana being a book in its previous life, which I thought was inconsistent with the canon). Wait, are you telling me you’ve never read Maze of Phones?! O_O < Man, I love this face. The middle of the story is full of epic quests that have nothing to do with being a general, and nothing to do with being in the military in general, so the author may as well have made the main character a Persian rug beater. This would have been a far more interesting angle to take, because perhaps one of the rugs could have turned out to be a flying rug, which immediately advances the plotline several levels of awesome. Be that as it may, the rugless general finds another girl who is banana resistant, yet somehow has hair styled in the shape of Kentucky. Totally unrealistic. But this was back before the other girl got eaten, or maybe it was simultaneously. Which would be in keeping with the general’s rude character, to abandon his girl while she’s being taste-tested by a relatively large yellow fruit, because we saw a glimpse of this darker side when he was extracting termites from a log and eating them (unless that was his pet monkey, which could very well be his familiar). And then my grandmother came in and beat him with an umbrella, which is disturbing because the author has never met her. Gotta love the internet.

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NO! NOT THE MONKEYS!!!!

 

ya know Lyss, that theory of water droplets should be included in modern 'textbooks'

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Hahaha! You are going to be in the publishing business, Lyss! 

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Guys, right when I clicked on this thread, the song Centuries came on... O_O  

IHeartRadio must have magical powers or something...

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@LFC: I agree wholeheartedly. :D

 

@Chai: Once again, that was never in question. :P

 

@Andrea: Yeah, I thought you'd like that. Tell my buddies at IHeart thanks.

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Lyss- :)  How nice of you, Lyss. Do you think you could get them to stop playing Cody Simpson songs on my favorite stations?  

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"The person, be it a gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid."

 ~ Jane Austen

                                   

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@Andrea: Sorry, they're being pretty pigheaded about that.

 

Worst Book Dedication Ever (Round 8): "Those of you who have read House of Hades know what a hilarious, infuriating, and downright genius book dedication it had. So I decided that you jackal-types needed to give it a go. Toodle-pip and all that."

 

My entry:

 

To the deliciously fluffy chair gazing at me from across the room. Although your upholstery is worn and your stuffing is showing, you have never been more beautiful in my eyes.

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:D

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Lyss- *sigh* Just because I'm listening to Australian band doesn't mean that I want to listen to the Australian version of Justin Beiber!

 

And that book dedication was actually quite wonderful.  That chair sounds perfect to me.  

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"The person, be it a gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid."

 ~ Jane Austen

                                   

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@Andrea: I know, I know. But they're adamant about it.

 

Yeah. *sniff* So precious.

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Worst Villain Speech Ever (Round 9): "I know that quite a few of you are wannabe, would-be, so-called villains, so naturally I have to test your wild claims to see if they hold any water. Prove yourselves to me, lovelies."

 

My entry:

 

Are you seriously asking me to give my own speech? What do I pay my minions for?!

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*hums Centuries*

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Worst Presidential Campaign Speech Ever (Round 10): "Show the lowly masses why you should be elected President! Win their favor! Promise ludicrous things that you never intend to fulfil! Convince me."

 

My entry:

 

I am painfully excited to announce to the unsuspecting, gape-mouthed populace that I am not the man who was running for president. That particular specimen was my identical twin, whose premature death will be mourned by everyone except myself. Luckily, I was able to take over his campaign with little enough effort, and by now 99.8% of registered voters have already chosen my name at the polls (because I made sure it only had the last name). My first act of presidency will be to break every promise my twin ever made to you, none of which I know yet because I hate research. But I’m sure I’ll catch on. Nothing wrong with learning on the job, eh?

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You're a cherry blossom

          

     You're about to bloom

                             

          You look so pretty

                                       

              But you're gone so soon

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Hmm, I guess this is where we call in Fall Out Boy.........

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"Truly, songs and tales fall utterly short of your stupidness. Err,"

"MY PARDON?"

"Stupendousness! I meant stupendousness, O Smaug the inexpressibly wonderful!"

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