Season 5: Episode 1: Interviewing Slender Man.
Me: Ladies, and gentlemen, please welcome the famous creepypasta character that started out as an internet meme, Slender Man!
Audience: *Clap as Slender Man walks in*.
Slender Man: *He walks in* Let's start; I do not have all day.
Me: Mister Slender Man, according to my research, you've been differently depicted around the Internet. However, you started out as a meme, correct?
Slender Man: Yes, this is true, I originally started out as a meme from another forum page on another message board, but unfortunately, due to the rules, I'm not allowed to say what that other message board is called. However, let's just say that I insistently went viral.
Me: Indeed, and now, according to rumors you're going to star in your own movie this year, tell me how do you feel about your upcoming movie, and how do you feel about your career as a creepypasta character?
Slender Man: All I'm going to say is that they better do the movie right, I have a reputation to keep, you know, and as for my career, while I do enjoy it, I wonder if maybe people take my career too seriously.
Me: What does that mean, Slender Man?
Slender Man: Have you heard about the incident that happened in Wisconsin?
Me: Oh right, let's not talk about that, anyway, what are your favorite abilities to use?
Slender Man: Let's see I like teleporting, I like that I have the ability to turn invisible, sometimes I'm depicted with tentacles, and I like to use that to my advantage, I like that one of my newest abilities is that I can control minds, and I'm still not sure how exactly that works for me, and finally, my favorite ability of, course, is to cause fear!
Me: So, I've heard, and one of the things that you are known for is kidnapping or luring children into the woods, care to explain why you do that?
Slender Man: My mansion is in the woods, and sometimes it just gets very lonely where I live, and I'm just simply offering the children to come to my mansion, and if they wish to stay, then that's perfectly fine with me.
Me: I see, that's totally not ominous at all, so, tell me what do you think about the Slender Man fandom?
Slender Man: I think you mean my fandom, and I'm glad that everyone adores me, and that I'm popular, but I also think it's important for the people in my fandom to, know that it's all fun and games until someone gets hurt, so please remember that I'm a fictional character and that I'm not real.
Me: That's a surprise coming from you, Slender Man.
Slender Man: Well, I may be a creepypasta character, but I'm not a monster.
Me: Technically, you kind of are a monster, but that's still a good message Slender Man.
Slender Man: Indeed, now are we done here, I need to get back to my mansion.
Me: Well, we are almost out of time, so I think that now would be a good time to wrap up the show.
Slender Man: Great, let's get this over with, then.
Me: Next time on the ekat show, yellowdragon597 my co-host will be interviewing Freddy Fazbear from the creepypasta video game Five Nights at Freddy's!
Slender Man: *He moves his hand in an odd motion to Taylor* Come with me to the mansion.
Me: *Eyes go blank* Yes, Master.
Camera Man: *He cuts to a commercial, and then he runs*.
Omar: YellowDragon597, do you mind doing the next episode while Reese and I go to rescue Taylor from Slender Man?