Season 5: Episode 5: Interviewing Jeff the Killer.
Me: Please welcome the infamous Creepypasta character that got his start on a popular website about videos, Jeff the Killer!
Jeff the Killer: *He enters the room* It's time for you to meet your doom!
Me: Hold on now Jeffrey, before you decide to take anyone down we want to ask you a few questions.
Jeff the Killer: Very well, make it quick though please. *He sits down in a chair*.
Me: Alright, first off do you prefer Jeff or Jeffrey?
Jeff the Killer: Jeff if you please, I hate the name, Jeffrey.
Me: Alright, you're an iconic Creepypasta character, and some people say that you even have a rivalry with Slender Man, is this true?
Jeff the Killer: This is true ever since my creation old Slendy and I always like to battle it out to see who comes out on top.
Me: I see and how do you feel about the fact that Slender Man is getting his own movie?
Jeff the Killer: It's completely unfair, I've been around longer than he has, and yet he gets to have a movie first, it's so unfair!
Me: Um well Jeff, you've been around since 2008, and Slender Man he's been around since 2009, so technically you two are only a year apart from each other.
Jeff the Killer: Oh my, gosh you're right, so that means I'm older than Slender Man!
Me: Technically yes, you've been around longer than Slender Man has, so I see your point there.
Jeff the Killer: Exactly, I mean what's so scary about a guy in a suit?
Me: You got me there it’s just what people are into these days Jeff.
Jeff the Killer: Right *He sighs*.
Me: So, do you get along with the other Creepypasta characters?
Jeff the Killer: Oh yes, we get along quite well, only some of them are just Creepypasta versions of cartoon characters, I mean seriously, what's the deal with people trying to make Creepypasta versions of cartoon characters these days?
Me: I'm not really sure, but it’s a trend that’s been around for a while, can you name a few of these Creepypasta versions of cartoon characters for us?
Jeff the Killer: Let's see there's Suicidal Squidward who's the Creepypasta version of Squidward Tentacles from SpongeBob Squarepants, Sonic.EXE who's the Creepypasta version of Sonic the Hedgehog from the Sonic games and movies, Akuryo bubbles who's the Creepypasta version of Bubbles from the Powerpuffgirls, Dead Bart who's the Creepypasta version of Bart Simpson from the Simpsons, and finally, there's Bloody GIR who's the Creepypasta version of GIR from Invader Zim.
Me: Wow, that's a lot of Creepypasta versions of cartoon characters.
Jeff the Killer: Yeah, the other original Creepypasta characters and I have kind of lost count at this point, there's probably like a Creepypasta version of every cartoon character out there.
Me: It sure seems like it, I mean there's already a Creepypasta story about this new show on a popular kids channel on TV.
Jeff the Killer: You mean the Loud House?
Jeff the Killer: Great, that means more Creepypasta versions of cartoon characters to deal with, where's people's inspiration to create original Creepypasta characters these days?
Me: I have no idea Jeff, it just seems like people are focusing too much on what they see on TV these days.
Jeff the Killer: Oh yeah that reminds me, please people I beg of you do not create a Creepypasta story about the Emoji Movie!
Me: I don't think you will have to worry about that Jeff, not even a Creepypasta can make the Emoji Movie better than it is.
Jeff the Killer: Let's hope so, otherwise I'll have to deal with a Creepypasta Emoji!
Me: Well, we're almost out of time, so anything you would like to say, Jeff, before we go?
Jeff the Killer: Yes, please make a movie about me, please!
Me: Next time on the Ekat show we’ll be interviewing Laughing Jack.
Laughing Jack: Did someone say my name?
Camera Man: *Cuts to commercial and he runs*.