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So one of my friends friends made up this story and I was like "oh, I should post this." And well....here it is!

 

 

Ladies and jellybeans!

 

I come before you to stand behind you, to tell you something I know nothing about! This Thursday, which is good Friday, there will be a father's day show for mothers only. so please pay for your seats at the door and sit on the floor. 

 

One bright day, in the middle of the night. Two lame blind men got up to fight. Back to back, they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other.  The deaf man heard the noise. Drew his sword and shot the two dead boys. If you believe this lie, which is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too....

 

 

 

What do you think? Is he genius or what? Hope you enjoyed!

 


 

 

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StormLily

 

 Spider-girl 

Queen Awkwardness!

 

#ProudChristian

 

 "Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if the contact Is lost."

 

 

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Excuse my beautiful grammar!! 

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StormLily

 

 Spider-girl 

Queen Awkwardness!

 

#ProudChristian

 

 "Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if the contact Is lost."

 

 

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Bump!

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StormLily

 

 Spider-girl 

Queen Awkwardness!

 

#ProudChristian

 

 "Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if the contact Is lost."

 

 

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Bump

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StormLily

 

 Spider-girl 

Queen Awkwardness!

 

#ProudChristian

 

 "Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if the contact Is lost."

 

 

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Branch: Lucian

I don't get it!

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~SUPERGIRL~ aka Cass

 

#AlwaysRememberLily&Jane

 

A Daughter of Ares

A Lucian

A Gryffindor

An UnWanted

A Daughter of Thor

A Mazerunner

A Pirate

A Survivor

And I'm Divergent!

 

RAPTORS!

 

PROUD CANADIAN

 

 

(Originally Sarah)

 

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elfbulldog81

Branch: Lucian

XD XD Genius! Beautiful! XD XD

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Hi

MyNameIs:

Elf

 

CallMe:

Ranger

ElfDaEarmuff

 

ImA:

TwinOElfie

Christian

FangirlInTraining

 

Quote:

"&WhenUThnkUrDone,GetDownOnUrKnees&PraySomeMore"

-APriest@MyChurch

 

'Member:

MimiWolfieWS665SaltClevSphinx

 

MBBDays:

39C2/14/15

SA11/21/14

 

Gang:

SA/174813

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amazingtiger219

Branch: Ekaterina

*blinks*

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Empress Ivy 

Thorn Clover Lily Keith Riptide Luke Ryder 

 

Always be yourself, not the person that you pretend to be- NF

 

All the best people are mad- Lewis Carroll 

 

Gone 

 

Peekaboo. I see you...

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kindhydra1

Branch: Janus

Could've sworn I've seen this before...

 

 

*ten minutes later*

 

Ah hah. This is a variation of a poem that's been around for a while with an anonymous author. I think your friend is pulling your leg. XD

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I am Zoey

I'm a Janus

I'm a Madrigal

I'm a daughter of Athena

I'm a hunter of Artemis

I'm a member of Erudite as well as divergent

I have a penguin spirit animal

I'm a hystorian

I'm Atlantian

I'm a zebra

 

 

I'M A BOOK LOVER!!!!

-KindHydra1 (39 Clues Mber)

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baseballking37

Branch: Janus

*Sits in a stupified state*

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Jacob

 

Proud Christian

 

"For I know the plans I have for you," declares the Lord, "plans to prosper you, and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future"  - Jeremiah 29:11

 

RIP Conner, you will never be forgotten

 

#3.14 

 

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emeraldcobra1903

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ok...

 

so i think that it was kind of violent and i agree with kindhidra1

 

 

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i am a mudwing

i am a boy

i am a greencloak

''did i ever tell you i am a animus''quote turtle                                                                         

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ok

 

um so it was kind of violent  

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i am a mudwing

i am a boy

i am a greencloak

''did i ever tell you i am a animus''quote turtle                                                                         

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werewolfdragon7937

Branch: Janus

How to decipher this...

 

the blind man is the deaf man and the deaf man the blind. Those are very gullible to believe this lie. Mother's Day and Father's Day are two different dates, a floor is a sit no matter what name. He said not a chair or even midair but a seat is where you sit. After all it's not in the name... as for one bright day in the middle of the night could be the eclipse which could shine bright. Now the ending of the story that lingers in the air, the blind man who saw something that would give him a scared. But his cane can see for them, he can. Hear. Now this is the story that finally ends, where the blind man returns home... into his comfy bed

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Lol, I had a feeling someone would say that. Stupid friends. Xp reminds me of someone I know...........hmmmm well I can be tricked easily then. Or the anonymous person is my friends friend.....it's possible. Xp (I now what your gonna say, I'm in denial......that may be true xp) 

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StormLily

 

 Spider-girl 

Queen Awkwardness!

 

#ProudChristian

 

 "Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if the contact Is lost."

 

 

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I absolutely DO NOT get it 

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Janus

Wolf Spirit Animal

WOLVES ARE SHY AND CUTE AND GENTLE ANIMALS. SO THERE

Crystal (Pokemon)

Clay

Amy 

Ravenclaw

Waterbender

Shadow Child through and through (Child number 8)

Ace Writer

Ehhhhhh Singer

I'm also 11

HI

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writerbookworm21

Branch: Lucian

Sad to say I had to read that twice to get it.

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Veronica

  Catholic  bookworm Titaniac Swiftie Twain  

I've had the time of my life fighting dragons with you.

~Long Live (Taylor Swift)

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twilightfreeze430

Branch: Ekaterina

:O

This... is........ Absolutely Beautiful! 

 

Tell your friend that he is a very talented storyteller.

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     Sir Chase (or Charlie. Whichever you prefer. I don't mind.)

 #Proud Christian

#BowtiesAreCool

#MasterBaker

#EkaterinaAtHeart

#ButHalfLucian

#YouProbablyHaveToLeanInToReadThis,Don'tYou?

#HoppingInCirclesEatingCupcakes

#AwesomeSignature

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firecolonel18

Branch: Lucian

Clever! 

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Virgil 

 

Firebending elven alchemist from Cybertron 

 

a.k.a. Nerdy fanboy and book enthusiast 

 

"Remember my chains." 

 

 

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Branch: Ekaterina

OH MY GOODNESS! THIS MADE ME LAUGH SOOOO HARD! THANKSTHANKS!

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Hi!

I'm an Ekat and a proud Christian.

Homeschooled, tech smart, and a video game freak.

Visit both my forums, search good clean kids jokes, and you will find funny jokes.

 I am also Brilliantcat93

 

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