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So I was back for the day to check on mah peeps and I thought, Gwen really deserved her intro. And since I have nothing to do, I sat down and I wrote it. For a limited time only, here is the complete set of S. S. Insanity, including the NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN Episode 6

 

Enjoy!

 

 

INTRODUCTION

 

There is a place, which you all have probably heard of, called the Bermuda Triangle. I can’t quite recall where it is right now but that’s what Google is for. The Bermuda Triangle is famous for many odd disappearances. Some blame science, some blame… other things…, and some paranoid wackjobs blame aliens (no offense, paranoid wackjobs). But none of those are correct.

 

Well, maybe the other things bit, because ‘other’ is rather broad.

 

The simple explanation is that the Bermuda Triangle is the linking point between millions of worlds. Or maybe thousands. We haven’t quite gotten around to counting them yet.

 

It is a doorway, a portal, an in-between where the lines between worlds become blurry and gray, books and movies suddenly become living breathing things, and your imagination can be quite pesky. However, no one quite knows how it works, except the mysterious Moderators who control it.

 

And in this magical Triangle, on a sea or maybe ocean (never knew the difference between those two), floats an enormous ship. But despite its average, cruise-like appearance, it is no ordinary ship. Not because you can lean out over the railing and catch a glimpse of Ogygia or the shores of Camp Half-Blood. Not because an accidental wandering off the edge might have you snapped away to Hogwarts or District 12. Not even because its mascot is a dragon with a tendency to eat people (as most dragons do).

 

No, this ship is different because of its inhabitants. They are criminals, warlords, and idiots from every world you care to name, kept locked away in the Triangle for the safety of the universe. A large number of them are not in full control of their mental faculties (again, paranoid wackjobs). Their safety and containment is left in the hands of an elite group known simply as The Crew.

 

The ship had no name when we arrived.

 

We call it the S.S. Insanity.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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EPISODE ONE

 

ME: Hello, The Crew! It is I, your—

ARI: You don’t say The Crew, you just say crew

ME: No, scroll up. It says “An elite group known simply as The Crew”

HANNAH: Yeah, but you don’t call them that

ME: Why not?

ARI: Because you sound ridiculous

ME: You sound like James Bond married a chipmunk

ARI: I DO NOT—

ME: Moving on! *looks down at notecards* OK, here we are. It is I, your incompetent and inexplicably stupid—Hey, who wrote these? *holds up note cards*

JOSH: *snickers*

ME: -_- Skip this. Sound off!

MARSHALL: Marshall!

CHAI: Chai!

OZ: Lyss!

LYSS: Oz!

ALEX: Alex!

MATTMATT: Matt!

JOSH: Josh!

HUNTER: Hunter!

ANDY: Andy!

SKITTLES: Skittles! Wait, WHERE? *begins searching for skittles*

RICHARD: Navigator!

ME: Richard….

RICHARD: I am the navigator, right?

ME: *sighs* Sure, whatever

RICHARD: *puts on sailor’s hat*

CHAI: *raises hand*

ME: Yes?

CHAI: *points to the water* Why is Bart in a kiddie’s inflatable pirate ship?

ME: We had to take away his destroyer when he almost sank New York

BART: DISCRIMINATION! *holds up Equality for Endermen sign*

ME: Yeah, yeah. OK, listen. You were all summoned here for a very important task

OZ: The Revolution? Already on it. What I was thinking is that we-

HUNTER: *elbows him*

ME: *hisses* Not. Now.

OZ: Oh… I mean… what revolution? I’m just here for the buffet

LYSS: *rolls eyes*

ME: YOU WERE ALL SUMMONED HERE because the Mods have discovered a new way to keep the dangers of the universe controlled

ANDY: Destroy the universe?

ME: No!

MARSHALL: She has a point

ALEX: We’re NOT destroying the universe

HUNTER: Why not?

MATTMATT: Because we happen to be some of the idiots who live in it

LYSS: We wouldn’t be if we destroyed it

OZ: EXACTLY!

CHAI: I’m with Oz on this- dying is not good

LYSS: *snorts* Babies

ME: WOULD YOU ALL SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO ME?

JOSH: But you’re incompetent and inexplicably stupid

ME: *shoves him off deck*

JOSH: THESE ARE NEW SHOOOOES! *splash* *flash of light*

HUNTER: You realize he could be anywhere from Thailand to Gotham City now, right?

ME: I’ll deal with that later. Right now, I need to take these two seconds of silence to explain to you all that this ship is full of dangerous things. It’s like a nuclear reactor times ten.

LEXA: *pops head up* Did you say dangerous things?

ME: Finn, you’re supposed to be feeding her catnip

FINN: *walks up holding a bowl* *grumbles* I’m doing it, I’m doing it

ALEX: I thought you said they weren’t going to be here -_-

ME: Yeah, well I also said Josh had been eaten by an ogre. I’m a wishful thinker.

HUNTER: *scoffs* Wishful thinker? It was two seconds from chewing off his head

ME: So close. Anyway, we have about fifty criminal and mentally unstable prisoners below deck, as well as a collection of mythical creatures due to the fact that some IDIOT got into the library and started flipping through Alice and Wonderland

ARI: That was you

ME: Oh. Well I was unaware of the dangers of book reading in the Bermuda Triangle

ALEX: Really? I gave you a pamphlet and everything

ME: THAT’S what it was for? I thought it was a paper airplane maker book

ALEX: *facepalm*

MATTMATT: Hey, I didn’t get a paper airplane maker book!

ALEX: THEY’RE PAMPHLETS!

CHAI: I WANT PAPER AIRPLANES!

MARSHALL: You said there were going to be unicorns!

LYSS: Unicorns? I EAT UNICORNS FOR BREAKFAST

OZ: That’s disturbing

LYSS: You’re disturbing

ANDY: Uh, guys?

ME: So like I was saying, dangerous criminals, dangerous monsters—

HUNTER: NOBODY CARES!

RICHARD: *turns steeling wheel despite the fact that the ship is constantly travelling in a straight line* You guys, I can’t steer with you being so loud

MARSHALL: YOU’RE NOT STEERING

RICHARD: LAYNA SAID I WAS NAVIGATOR!

ANDY: GUYS

ME: IT IS SERIOUSLY DANGEROUS DOWN THERE!

LYSS: I eat danger for lunch!

OZ: Such a strange diet you have

FREDDY: *pops head up* Did you guys know there’s a girl down here who’s terrified of the sea? Literally, she had no idea we were at sea until I told her. She’s really freaking out down here!

MATTMATT: *facepalm* Don’t antagonize the crazy people!

FREDDY: I’M KING OF ANTARCTICA! DO NOT ORDER ME AROUND, PEASANT!

HUNTER: Oooh, he’s king of an ice cube, that’s so scary

ANDY: YOU GUYS, SKITTLES IS ON TOP OF THE CAPTAIN’S CABIN!

EVERYONE: WHAT?

 

*beep*

 

 

 

 

 

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EPISODE TWO

 

SKITTLES: *on top of the captain’s cabin* I CAN’T FIND THE SKITTLES!

ALEX: Oh, this is not good

ME: Anybody have a bag of skittles on them?

CHAI: *empties pockets* Um, I’ve got my phone with my encyclopedia and collection of ebooks- Hey!

ALEX: *throws phone into sea* DANGER, Chai, DANGER! DID NOBODY READ THE PAMPHLET?

CHAI: *holds up paper airplane* Not really

ALEX: *strangles the air*

ME: Focus, guys! What about the rest of you?

MARSHALL: *empties pockets* Nintendo DS, couple enderpearls, chocolate bar, butterfly knife, and keys

MATTMATT: *empties pockets*Hmm, I’ve got some M&Ms, a tablet, a first aid kit, and a teleporter

HUNTER: *empties pockets* A lighter and a miniature leaf blower

LYSS: *pulls out a fistful of knives* I also have Ricolas, a soccer ball, a pen and notebook, and of course my emergency curry powder

OZ:  *holds up enormous ring of keys* All I’ve got is this and a sandwich

LYSS: *grabs the sandwich*

OZ: -_- Sure. You can have it. Wasn’t going to eat it anyway.

HUNTER: *squints*

ME: What are you doing?

HUNTER: I’m summoning Kathy with my mind

ME: Yeah, like that’ll—

KATHY: I’m here!

ME: 0.o

ALEX: What do you have in your pockets?

KATHY: My ammo pockets or my weapons belt pockets or my regular pockets?

CHAI: Why did you feel the need to bring an entire arsenal?

KATHY: *shrugs* I was hoping you guys were about to be eaten by a sea monster

OZ: *facepalm*

ME: Quick, Kathy, your pockets!

KATHY: *empties two packs of extra bullets, four pistols, and a grenade onto the boat*

ME: THE OTHER POCKETS!

KATHY: Oh! *digs into pocket* Umm, chocolate, a couple dollars, my Swiss Army Knife--

CHAI: Airports must love you

KATHY: Shut up. Wait, I have something! *pulls out a Pokeball*

ME: What’s in it?

KATHY: I don’t remember. *opens ball*

CHU: *falls out* IT’S ABOUT TIME!

ME: How did you fit in that tiny thing?

KATHY: She’s a pocket Chu

CHU: Next time you say, “Hey, Chu, crawl into this Pokeball for me,” I’m going to change my name and move to Kyrgyzstan!

KATHY: Someone’s feeling dramatic

MARSHALL: Here’s an idea. Let’s get Skittles down BEFORE SHE DIES

KATHY: Aha! *pulls out bag of Skittles*

SKITTLES: SKITTLES! *jumps off tower*

EVERYONE: NO!

SKITTLES: *lands on trampoline* *bounces next to Kathy*

MATTMATT: Wow. That really came out of nowhere

KATHY: Ahh! SHE BIT ME! *shakes hand*

SKITTLES: SKITTLES 00

ALEX: Take the wrapper off fi—or you could just swallow it whole

MARSHALL: I’m thinking we should buy her a leash

ME: *pulls leash out of pockets* Here

HUNTER: How did you fit that in your pockets?

ME: It’s the MB. Nothing makes sense here. I also have the Ring of Power

MARSHALL: Lord of the Rings quotedown! MY PRECIOUSSS

ALEX: Not the time, Marshall

OZ: Uh, guys, is Freddy supposed to be leading the prisoners in a rebellion?

LYSS: Hmm, let me think. NO!

OZ: Then we might have a problem

PRISONERS: CAAAAAAAAKE!

 

FIVE MINUTES AGO

*belowdecks*

*brief description: an open space in the center, the walls lined with see-through cells that are all connected*

KATIE MICK: *surrounded by stacks of books* *sips from her tea* Lovely weather we’re having today

NATTIE RICHARDSON: *is passed out from fear of sea*

JAMES HALLIC: *pokes head in* Do you have any matches?

KATIE: *throws teacup at him* NO! Matches are NOT good for books!

BRIANNA GRACIE: *skips around cell singing* CupCAKES, canDY, cupCAKES, canDY, cupCAKES, canDY

ALIA FORDES: *bangs head against wall* *shouts* SOMEBODY MAKE HER STOP

HEATHER SPAR: *grumbles* Say it a little louder why don’t you

BRIANNA: CUPCAKESCANDYCUPCAKESCANDYCUPCAKESCANDY! *screams*

PRIYANKA BHAER: Megan, hand me the blowtorch!

MEGAN GOLDSTICK: *hands her padded stick*

PRIYANKA: *smacks herself in the head with it* OH MY GOSH I CAN SEE THE STAAAAAAAARS *falls backwards*

MEGAN: *smushes face against the wall* *sings Spongebob theme song*

KATIE: *screams* THERE’S SOMETHING IN MY TEA! IT’S MOVING!

HEATHER: *giggles* They’re Eskalian wart worms. They’ll make your tongue turn green

KATIE: *drops cup* *hops around cell smacking her tongue*

JAMIE KABRA: *doing a handstand* Nicely done, Spar

MALERIE: *in the cell with Brianna and Jamie* *throws glitter in the air* Sparkles! Sparkles sparkles sparkles!

JAMIE: *falls* GLITTER! CURSE YOU EMPTY-HEADED ONE, THIS NEVER GOES AWAY!

JAMES: *to Megan* Megan, do you have any matches?

MEGAN: *squeals* *jumps on him* *starts pulling his hair*

JAMES: AHH! CRAZY DEMON CHILD!! *staggers past Jamie with Megan on his head*

JAMIE: *holding Malerie by her feet* You guys are really in my personal space right now

MALERIE: *giggles* *licks glitter off her fingers*

JAMES: THERE IS A SIX YEAR OLD PULLING OUT MY HAIR!

MEGAN: *shoves a hand in his mouth* APPLES!

JAMES: *Ack gluh ugh*

FREDDY: Whoa, you guys are messed up

EVERYONE: *freezes*

FREDDY: Yes, it is I, Emperor Freddy of Antarctica

BRIANNA: *raises hand* Um, aren’t you supposed to be in the Dangerous Criminals dungeon?

FREDDY: The Jabberwocky started eating people so I figured it was a good time to make my escape

KATIE: Would you like to join me for some tea, Emperor Freddy?

FREDDY: Tea is disgusting

KATIE: *throws herself at wall* *pounds her fists* LET ME AT HIM! LET ME AT HIM!

HEATHER: If you’re really an Emperor, how did they capture you?

FREDDY: They didn’t capture me. I’m here of my own free will

HEATHER: Then why were you in the dungeon?

FREDDY: *grits teeth* I was visiting my family

HEATHER: Then why did you have to escape?

FREDDY: STOP ASKING QUESTIONS!

HEATHER: *grins smugly*

PRIYANKA: *sits up* Freddy! Freddy, are we going to kill people?

FREDDY: Yes, dear. Lots and lots of people.

PRIYANKA: *gasps* Can we make them walk on beds of rusty nails? Can we throw them into a pit of scorpions?

FREDDY: Of course we can

JAMIE: *tying Malerie into a pretzel* I ate a scorpion once

FREDDY: I don’t doubt it

JAMES: *pulls Megan off his head* Lord Freddy, would you happen to have any matches?

FREDDY: *massages forehead* First of all, it is EMPEROR Freddy. Secondly, I am king of ANTARCTICA. WHY would I have any device responsible for making that despicable destructive anti-ice force?

HEATHER: Wow. Someone’s touchy

FREDDY: THAT’S IT! YOU’RE STAYING HERE!

HEATHER: I want to stay here

FREDDY: THEN YOU’RE COMING WITH!

HEATHER: MAKE ME! *holds up book* I’LL BRAIN YOU!

FREDDY: OK fine. You’re staying.

ALIA: *shouts* WHERE ARE WE GOING? WHY SHOULD WE GO WITH YOU? OH MY GOSH GUYS WHAT IF HE’S TRICKING US? NO WAIT HE’S EVIL OF COURSE HE’S TRICKING US BUT NOW THAT I’VE FIGURED OUT THAT YOU’RE TRICKING US I GUESS YOU’RE NOT TRICKING US ANYMORE SO WHERE ARE WE GOING?

FREDDY: *rubs his ears* We’re going to rebel, loud one

HEATHER: That’s not a place

FREDDY: I WILL FEED YOUR LIVER TO A KILLER WHALE SO HELP ME ODIN!

BRIANNA: Wait, why are we rebelling? I like it here

FREDDY: *stamps foot* You prisoners are insufferable!

JAMIE: I got this. GUYS THEY’RE HAVING A CAKE PARTY UPSTAIRS!

EVERYONE: *bellows* CAAAAAAAAAKE!

FREDDY: That’s better

 

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*smiles* Those were the good old days!

*sings*

And even if the Hunt!

May finally be through!

I'm glad I got to hunt

The Clues with you!

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The old thread was getting crowded.

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Well drat, where'd episode three go?

 

 

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MODS WHY DO YOU HATE ME I WAS ALWAYS ONE OF THE GOOD KIDS

 

Well sorta

 

It won't go throoough .-.

 

 

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Wait, is the SS Insanity being posted or did we fall through a time vortex again?

Well, you know what they say, *Puts on sunglasses* To understand the future, we have to go back in time

Don't you dare start singing

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To understand the past,we have to ahead to the future.

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*reads slowly**Falls out of chair*

 

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And I told you when you left me,

There's nothing to forgive,

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Heartbreak and misery,

It's hard for me to say, I'm jealous of the way,

You're happy without me..

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WHERE HAVE YE BEEN? YE SCARED YE ME HALF YE TO DEATH I TALK LIKE A YE PIRATE YE!

 

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BUMP!

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I'll stay for now

 

YAY!-Vanessa

 

WA HOO!-Omar

 

*Puts on her rp crown* Ta da!

 

Yes darkness shall rain! HAHAHA!*Laughs Evilly*-Dark One

 

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Wowe.........

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YES OH MY GODS I REMEMBER WHEN THIS WAS STARTED

 

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Wait.... where was I?! O_o

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