*Throws glitter at Gwen and Shadow*
Meanwhile, under the surface of the glitter pool...
*Stares through a periscope* Target spotted. Ensign Carl! Ready the glitter torpedos!
So I'm an Ensign now, sir?
We're still not paying you Carl. This glitter submarine already took a huge chunk out of M/R/F Studios' military budget.
Why exactly does the studio have a military budget?
Have you not been paying attention?
I'm just the proofreader.
Ah. So you haven't been paying attention
Glitter Torpedoes Armed and ready, sir.
*Looks at Gwen through the targeting sights* FIRE!